Statuses in English about life. Funny Captions for Instagram

People rejoice at the Sun, and I"m dreaming of the Moon. - People rejoice at the sun, and I dream of the moon.
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. – Illusion is the highest pleasure.
Whom Gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Those whom the gods want to destroy, they first deprive them of their minds.
Wisdom is knowing how little we know. – Wisdom is knowing how little we know.
Whether you think you can, or think you can’t, you’re probably right. – Regardless of whether you think you can or that you can’t, you’re right anyway. (Henry Ford)

The best statuses and quotes for VK in English with translation

Forever young. - Forever Young.
Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever. – Everyone knows how to love, but only some know how to always love one person.
If you want to be rich you"ve got to be Bitch! - If you want to be rich, you must become a bitch.
Every exit is an entry somewhere else. – Every exit is an entrance somewhere else. (Tom Stoppard)
- A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - A journey of a thousand miles begins with one single step. (Lao Tzu)
I remember too much, that"s why I"m damn sad sometimes. “I remember a lot, which is why I sometimes feel so damn sad.”
I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you are sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best. -I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and sometimes I am difficult to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then rest assured that you don't deserve me when I'm doing great. (Marilyn Monroe)
Nothing is more silly than silly laughter. “There is nothing more stupid than a stupid laugh.”
To find yourself, think for yourself. – To find yourself, think for yourself. (Socrates)
Fear transfers the clever into the silly, and makes the strong be the weak. – Fear makes the smart foolish and the strong weak.
Never love anyone who treats you like you are ordinary. – Never love someone who treats you like something ordinary. (Oscar Wilde)
Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. – Knowledge is not enough – we must apply it. It is not enough to want - you have to act. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
Keep away from people who try to little your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. – Stay away from people who try to diminish your self-confidence. Small people always do this, but the truly great ones make you feel like you can become great too. (Mark Twain)
It’s better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people. “It’s better to be alone than with just anyone.”
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. – Only I can change my life. No one can do this for me. (Carol Burnett)
What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters to what lies within us. - It doesn’t matter what you had “before” and what will happen “after”, what’s important is what’s inside you. Ralph Waldo Emerson
I know what you think, but I know what I think, and I think I think just as well as you think, don't you think? - I know what you think, but I know what I think, and I think , that I think just as well as you! What do you think? (M/f “Daria”)
An optimist is a man who is chased up a tree by a lion but enjoys the scenery anyway. – An optimist is a person who, running away from a lion, climbs a tree, but at the same time enjoys the scenery. (Walter Winchell)
I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. “I realized that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” (Maya Angelou)
You see beauty, I see pain. You see sky and I see acid rain. “You see beauty, I see pain.” You see the sky, and I see acid rain.
In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. – In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can do it.
VK statuses in English with translation- If you feel like no one cares about you, think again. – When you think that no one needs you, think again.
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. – In the middle of difficulty there is opportunity. (Albert Einstein)
Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. – Motivation almost always wins over talent. (Ralph Norman Augustine)
May the most you wish for be the least you get. – Let the biggest thing you dream of be the smallest thing you get.
If you don"t design your own life plan, chances are you"ll fall into someone else"s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. – If you don’t create your own life plan, most likely you get caught up in someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. (Jim Rohn)

Many people prefer to use beautiful sayings of ancient philosophers or famous personalities for their statuses. Most often these are quotes about love, life
and friendship. Also, you can often find lines from popular songs and iconic phrases from films as status.

In this article you will find short and beautiful statuses in English
for any occasion: about love, about life, sad statuses and sayings of famous people.

The best short statuses for every day

Make love not war - Make love, not war
Love is my religion - Love is my religion
Follow your heart - Follow your heart
Don't Worry, Be Happy! - Do not worry Be Happy!
My friends are my estate - My friends are my wealth
My life my rules - My life is my rules
Now or never - Now or never
I’ll get everything I want - I’ll get everything I want
Money can’t buy life - Money can’t buy life

Wait and see - Let's wait and see
Never look back - Never look back
Live without regrets - Live without regrets
This is just a beginning - This is just the beginning

A small quote is a good way to express your condition briefly and succinctly. In addition, short statuses are more readable and perceived better than long sayings.

Never stop dreaming - Never stop dreaming
Fortune favors the brave - Fortune favors the brave
Don"t trust anyone - Don't trust anyone
Never say never - Never say never
Remember who you are - Remember who you are
Be loyal to the one who is loyal to you - Be loyal to the one who is loyal to you
No pain no gain - Without pain there are no achievements
The heart is a terrible GPS - The heart is a terrible navigator
God never makes errors - God does not make mistakes
Every bullet has its billet - Each bullet has its own purpose
Give me my heart back! - Give me back my heart!
What kind of life is it? - Is this life?
We die but love never does - We die, but love never does
Relax! Take it easy! - Relax! Look at life more simply!

Statuses about love

There are countless sayings about love in the world. Even ancient philosophers thought not only about the stars and the matter of the universe, but also about more vital things, such as love.

Love is not blind, it just only sees what matters - Love is not blind, it just sees only what is really important
Love is when you can"t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams - Love is when you can't sleep because reality is better than dreams
A life without love is like a sunless garden where the flowers are dead - Life without love is like a garden without the sun in which the flowers have withered
Love is not finding someone to live with, it’s finding someone you can"t live without - Love is not finding someone with whom you can live, but finding someone without whom
you won't be able to live
When love is not madness it is not love - If love is not madness,
then this is not love
You"re like a drug for me, my own personal brand of heroin - You are for me
like a drug, my personal brand of heroin
Anyone who has never really loved has never really lived - Who never really loved, never really lived

Statuses about friendship

Friendship is a special type of intimacy between people. The spiritual connection between friends can be even stronger than between relatives. Every person has their own close friend, so why not talk about your friendship
using status?

Friendship is one mind in two bodies - Friendship is one mind in two bodies
A good friend is cheaper than therapy - A good friend is cheaper than psychotherapy
Life without a friend is like death without a witness - Life without a friend is like death alone
The only unsinkable ship is friendSHIP - (pun) The only unsinkable ship is friendship
Books and friends should be few but good. – There should be few books and friends, but good ones
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend - It’s easier to forgive an enemy,
how to forgive a friend

Statuses about life, motivation and success

Sayings about life are some of the most popular on social networks. Many people put motivational quotes from famous people in their status to show how “charged” they are for success.

If you can dream it, you can do it - If you can imagine it, then you can do it
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams -
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
You can only be free when you have nothing to lose - You can only be free when you have nothing to lose

This also includes statuses about happiness. Share your good mood with the world with these positive expressions:

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop - It doesn’t matter how slowly you move, the main thing is that you don’t stop
Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life - Happiness is not a goal.
It's a way of life
Let’s smile more - Let’s smile more!
We do not remember days, we remember moments - We don’t remember days,
we remember moments
Make your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile - Let your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile
If you want to be somebody, somebody really special, be yourself! - If you want to be someone truly special, be yourself!

Also, funny and cool statuses are popular online:

When life gives you lemons, drink tequila! - When life gives you
just lemons, drink tequila!
Get bored - call me, I’ll be glad to see your missed - If you get bored - call,
I'll be glad to see yours missed
Don’t be sad, don’t be blue...Frankenstein was ugly too - Don’t be sad
and don't be sad...Frankenstein was ugly too
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to Ibiza - Good girls
go to heaven, the bad ones go to Ibiza
I'm great in bed! I can sleep for days - I'm good in bed. I can sleep
all day long
Nobody dies a virgin cause life fucks everyone - Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks everyone

Sad statuses

We all feel sad at times. Often, to get support on social networks, you just need to update your status to one of these:

I am broken but it’s transient - I’m broken, but it’s temporary
The true love suffers silently - True love suffers silently
I hate clocks. Hate to see my life go by - I hate watches. I hate to see
how my life is going
Loneliness is when you hear as the clock ticks - Loneliness is when you hear the clock ticking
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges - People are lonely because instead of bridges they build walls.
Everyone experienced something that changed him - Everyone went through something that changed him
Destroy what destroys you - Destroy what destroys you

You think you have forever, but you don't - Do you think you have eternity,
but that's not true
Welcome to my mad world - Welcome to my crazy world
He, who does not love loneliness, does not love freedom - He who does not love loneliness does not love freedom
Love helps to kill time, time helps to kill love - Love helps to kill time,
and time helps kill love
Do you believe in life after love? -Do you believe in life after love?
The way to love something is to realize it can be lost - The only sure way to love something is to understand that you can lose it

Quotes from famous people

Worldly wisdom lives on for centuries. Many sayings of thinkers have reached us since the times of ancient Greece, the Middle Ages and the Renaissance.
They are still relevant today.

While there"s life, there"s hope - While there is life, there is hope (Cicero)
You should eat to live, not live to eat - You must eat to live, not live to eat (Socrates)
Self-conquest is the greatest of victories - Victory over oneself is the greatest
from victories (Plato)
Wisdom is the daughter of experience - Wisdom is the daughter of experience
(Leonardo da Vinci)
Where there is love there is life - Where there is love, there is life
(Mahatma Gandhi)
Everything you can imagine is real - Everything you can imagine is real (Pablo Picasso)

Many English statuses are borrowed from popular writers:

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none - Love everyone, trust a select few and do no harm to anyone (William Shakespeare)
I prefer the folly of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom - I prefer stupid enthusiasm to indifference of wisdom (Anatole France)
To love is not to look at one another, but to look in the same direction - To love is not to look at each other, but to look in the same direction
(Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
Mediocrity is like a spot on your shirt, it never comes off - Mediocrity, like a spot on your shirt, never goes away (Haruki Murakami)
It's easy to quit smoking. I’ve done it hundreds of times - Quitting smoking is easy.
I myself have thrown a hundred times (Mark Twain)
Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend - Every murderer is probably someone's old friend (Agatha Christie)

Quotes from politicians, scientists, as well as actors, directors, musicians and other artists are often included in the status.

There is no little enemy - There are no small enemies (Benjamin Franklin)
Love is a game that two can play and both win - Love is a game that two can play and both win (Eva Gabor)
Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny - Life would be tragic if
wasn't that funny (Stephen Hawking)
A day without laughter is a day wasted - A day without laughter is in vain
a day gone by (Charlie Chaplin)
It’s better to burn out than to fade away - It’s better to burn out quickly than to fade away slowly (Neil Young)
I like boring things - I like boring things (Andy Warhol)

Quotes from films and TV series

Popular culture is also rich in quotes. So, many people put phrases from films and TV series on their status. For example, these:

The more people you love, the weaker you are - The more people you love, the weaker you are (“Game of Thrones”)
I'm the king of the world! - I am the king of the world! ("Titanic")
Houston, we have a problem - Houston, we have a problem (“Apollo 13”)
Everybody lies - Everyone lies (“Doctor House”)
May the Force be with you! - Let the force be with you! ("Star Wars")
Well, nobody’s perfect - Well, everyone has their own shortcomings
("Only Girls in Jazz")

We hope that our selection of statuses and quotes for social networks was useful and you found something for yourself in it!

I Don’t Know Why Life Teaches Me So Many Lessons…
Even When I Am Not Interested in Learning!
I don't know why life gives me so many lessons even when I'm not interested in learning!

Just because I like your status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you…
If I like your status, this does not mean that I want to sleep with you, get to know you or hang out!

I love to see, when you smile. It’s makes me happy, don’t ask me why...
I love when you smile. It makes me happy, but don't ask why...

Only time can tell….if you be mine again… Only time can tell….will you be mine again…

Nobody`s a virgin. Life screws us all…
There are no virgins. Life has us all...

:)

And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain
I miss you like the desert misses the rain

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth — and endures all the rest. other.

You can only be free when you have nothing to lose… You can only be free when you have nothing to lose..

People who are meant to be together will always find their way back to each other. They might take detours in life, but they’re never lost!
People who are destined to be together will always find their way to each other. They may take detours, but they will never get lost.

It's always sad when people you know become people you knew.
It's always sad when people you know become people you knew :(

When you can live forever, What do you live for? When you can live forever, what are you living for?

The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure…..
The only thing in life that comes without effort is failure.

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop
No matter how slow you go, the main thing is not to stop.

Don't expect too much.
It’s always better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed.
Don't expect too much! It's always better to be surprised than disappointed.

My mom thinks WTF means “wow thats fantastic” .. Today i texted her: mom i got and A on my English test my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
My mom thinks WTF (What’s the fuck) means “Wow, how cool!” Today I got an A on my English test. Mom said, “What the fuck, seeing you for dinner!”

“If I only had a brain...”
If only I had brains...

“No more tears, no more pain, only things that keep you sane”
No more tears, no more pain, just those things that keep you sane!

I like people who smile when it`s raining. — I love people who smile when it rains.

Some people give and forgive and some people get and forget…
Some people give and forgive, and some people take and forget.

Jessus come! Look busy..(God is coming! Look busy)

My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.
My room is not dirty, it’s just that everything is on display here, like in a museum!

Nobody’s perfect, but me (Nobody is perfect except me)

“It’s better to boom out than to fade away.” (It's better to burn out quickly than to fade away slowly)

Money can't buy life!
Money can't buy life!

Searching for better life… Looking for a better life…
The true love suffers silently

Smile! Idiots like everything!..:D -Smiled! Everyone loves idiots!..:D

Live today for tomorrow…And do not forget to smile! - Live today for tomorrow... And don’t forget to smile!

Opportunities often come disguised in the form of misfortune, or temporary defeat.
Opportunities often appear disguised as setbacks or temporary defeats.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
No one can go back and start over, but anyone can start today and create a new ending.

As you know lady. . there are 7 wonders in the world. . in my eyes i’m seeing you as the 8th wonder
As you know ladies, there are wonders of the world in the world…. In your eyes I see the eighth………

He, who does not love loneliness, does not love freedom.

“Whoever does not like loneliness does not like freedom.”

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

“It’s easier to forgive an enemy than a friend.”

It's better to boom out than to fade away.

“It’s better to burn out quickly than to fade away slowly.”

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.

“What you dream about alone is just a dream. What you dream about together is reality.”

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he’s in love with her.

“Any woman is capable of fooling a man if she wants it and if he is in love with her.”

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

“Anyone who lives within his means suffers from a lack of imagination.”

As soap is to the body, so laughter is to the soul.

“Like soap is for the body, laughter is for the soul.”

Avoiding the phrase “I don’t have time...”, will soon help you to realize that you do have the time needed for just about anything you choose to accomplish in life.

“By giving up the phrase “I don’t have time...”, you will soon realize that you have time for almost everything you consider necessary to do in life.”

Fall seven times and stand up eight.

“Fall seven times, rise eight.”

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The Life has taught me one important belongings - allow the people on distance of the extended hand only. So their more simply delete.

“Life has taught me one important thing - to only let people in at arm's length. It’s easier to push them away this way.”

The love helps to kill time, time helps to kill love…

“Love helps kill time, and time helps kill love...”

The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.

“A man who has no enemies is truly poor.”

While I’m breathing — I love and believe.

“As long as I breathe, I love and believe.”

World belongs to the patient.

“The world belongs to those who are patient.”

You and I - belong.

"You and I are one."

You can only be free when you have nothing to lose.

“You can only be free when you have nothing to lose.”

Your life is not a problem to be solved but a gift to be opened.

“Your life is not a problem to be solved, but a gift to be revealed.”

You’re like a drug for me, my own personal brand of heroin.

“You are like a drug to me, my personal brand of heroin.”

Youth is that period when a young boy knows everything but how to make a living.

“Youth is a period of life when a young person knows everything except how to earn a living.”

Are you registered on Vkontakte, Twitter or Facebook? If yes, then you probably know what statuses are on social networks and use them often. Sometimes we get tired of reading in statuses something notorious and ordinary like “I’m so tired of traffic jams”, “Today is the best day of my life!”, “All girls are like girls, but I’m a goddess” and so on and so forth. Those who study English often post interesting sayings and quotes on their pages. This looks quite interesting, especially when such statuses have a certain meaning.

I offer those who want to write something original (or not entirely) on their page, but don’t know what exactly, several options for statuses with meaning in English. Sometimes we would be happy to post something like this, but we don’t know where to look for it. So today I will give you some interesting and smart sayings suitable for social networks. You have probably already heard some of them in Russian; in such cases, I was not focusing on originality, but simply gave an example of translating popular aphorisms on the Internet into English. More precisely, this is not even a translation, but the original sound of the phrase, that is, in the original language. Sometimes you’re simply amazed at how many sayings and jokes are literally “stolen” from English-language resources.

So, here are a few short statuses that you can post on your page on any social network:

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
All people seem normal until you get to know them.

If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
If no one hates you, then you are doing something uninteresting.

I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
I don't hate school. I just hate teachers, homework, exams and getting up early in the morning.

Do it now. Sometimes “Later” Becomes Never.
Take action now. Sometimes “later” becomes “never.”

A strong person is not the one who doesn’t cry. A strong person is one who is quiet and sheds tears for a moment, and then picks up his sword and fights again.
A strong person is not one who does not cry. A strong man is one who is calm and cries for only a second, and then picks up his sword and continues to fight.

Take your chances to make all of your dreams come true. Never wait too long or else it could all slip away in a blink of an eye.
Use the opportunities to make all your dreams come true. Never wait too long, otherwise all opportunities will slip away before you even blink.

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.
Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be others.

Two most honest people in this world, drunk people and little kids.
The two most honest types of people in the world are drunkards and little children.

You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you are blocking the traffic.
If you want to come into my life, the door is open. If you want to get out of it, the door is open. Just one request. Don't stand at the door, you'll delay traffic.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams.
About 90% of the record number of points in games on the phone were scored either in the toilet, or in lectures, or while studying for exams.

Not all men are fools, some stay bachelors.
Not all men are fools, some remain bachelors.

It’s funny how you can do nice things for people all the time, and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, it’s never forgotten.
It's funny how you do good things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make a mistake, no one will forget it.

You are gonna need therapy after you meet me.
After meeting me you will need treatment.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I am free from any prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.
I never look for problems, they look for me themselves.

Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.
Everything is becoming more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.

If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you dont, you’ll find an excuse.
If you really want something, you will find a way. If not, you will find an excuse.

I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to!

Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.
Learn to appreciate what you have before time forces you to appreciate what you had.

Be yourself. People may or may not like you, but it’s important that you stay true to who you are.
Be yourself. People may or may not like you, but the important thing is that you remain true to yourself.

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
Don't give up, starting is always hard.

Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!
Cheer up, tomorrow will be better, just believe!