Ukrainian swear words in Russian. Funny Ukrainian words and expressions

Swear in Ukrainian

Re-reading a friend’s page on LiveJournal and clicking on a great article. I am posting it here.
Theoretical exploration of the well-known and practiced queen of the Ukrainian chestnut husky, as well as the steps to follow in her life

The national self-confidence of Ukrainians is growing. It’s worth noting that in Kiev, Ukrainian language is a little more frequent. A lot of people, especially the intelligentsia, switched to Ukrainian. I was faced with various difficulties. Adje creative process is unforgiving without savory swearing. From the very “fucking” and other polished pearls, they stimulate intellectual activity! And then it suddenly appears that swearing is a “truly Russian” phenomenon. How can you be a known patriot?
Our people, thank God, are growing long in this kingdom. Even if it’s not as significant as with the brothers, it’s still important.
The system of the Ukrainian Laika is based on different ambushes than the Moscow Laika. Katsapsky swearing is sexocentric or genital. They are based on a statutory act, often concerned with the authorities that take their fate, and those individuals who may have these or other sexual characteristics.
Ukrainian swearing is of the coprorectal type, the stench is associated with the act of defecation, the efective organ and the product of this act. The Ukrainian Laika is close to the European Laika. Compare the French merde, the German Scheisse, Dreck, Zecken, Sie mir Arsch, and the Polish gowno. It is important to note that the term coprorectal is not entirely adequate, since people assign the creative function not to the rectum as such, and not to the anus, but to the ass in the broad sense of the word, primarily insulting the Musculus gluteus maximus. Proof of this assertion can be suggested by the fact that the demonstration of bare sores is traditionally the most effective final move in the inter-sussian conflict “for the border” or “for the trigger.”
However, let’s move from dry definitions to the green tree of practical instructions. So, if you need to give a strong and high-emotional assessment of some person, object, situation or process, live the words: gimno, gimno dog, ass, gimnyuk (gimnyuchka), asshole (asshole), serun (serukha), dristun, bzdyukha, bzdyuh. Sometimes, to designate people who are younger than you, the word stsikun (stsikukha) is used systematically.
To clarify any wrongs, as the argument of the super-rechtsa is necessary, phraseological units are used: for the hell of it! For the sake of your mother (Respect: your departure is due in two minutes), kiss my ass! Kiss the dog's ass! Fuck you! You got it right!
Material whippings are summed up like this - the dogs are off the hook.
If someone is going through grub, you can give him some joy: then it’s great.
Moscow swearing gives the ability to punctuate spoken language (damn, instead of something else). The Ukrainian Laika, unfortunately, has been reduced by this miraculous power. It is only possible to designate paragraphs and signs of the call in the form of "for our mother's sake" and in reduced forms of this phraseology for "for our mother's sake" and "for our mother's sake" (it appears as one word). Be careful - be careful with this expression, because there is a new merciless counterargument in the form of the phrase “keep it in your head so that you can sleep better!”
If the task of your self-expression through a healthy Ukrainian Laika is to stand for both officials of internal (infantilism) and external (to give a damn) character, then live indifferent expressions - the mother of his mother, the shaking of his mother , a hundred digs of the devil in your oven or else. It is possible to use euphemisms like: to hell, to hell, to the devil, to hell with cholera.
Love friends! Be enchanted by the lexical and stylistic richness of the Ukrainian Laika, carry it to the masses, promote it everywhere, use it widely in everyday life! Remember - nothing relieves stress like a wide swear word, nothing helps to reveal the depths of your soul like a healthy husky!

(according to materials from the magazine of Ukrainians of Poland “Widryzhka”)

MATYUKI CAME FROM BEER NIGHTS

Ukrainian language, like any other living language, besides the national ones that form its basis, avenges a lot of foreign language. At an early hour, the stench reached the vocabulary warehouse. According to the predecessors, the number of recorded words in our language does not exceed 8 hundreds. Is it not enough richness? Everything is known in perfect order. For example, in such high and wide expressions as in English, there are more hundreds of words in the morning.

I will close the group of strangers by introducing cute words, different types of vulgarism, into Ukrainian language. The stinks came to us from the Russian language. Before the speech, it was updated recently, as a result of intense contacts between both peoples. The stinks took root as a result of many tragic events, deaths, wars, when millions of people passed through our land, who from childhood were accustomed to bark brutally and who themselves did not understand the meaning of what they stinked. Another reason for the expansion of the Russian Laika was the presence of millions of Ukrainian men in Russian prisons and in the Russian and then the Radian army. The third is the massive resettlement of people in the wake of communism.

Nina's chestnut husky, peredus swearing, all groups of the population - the centuries-old social - are fighting against each other among themselves. They can be almost in love with schoolchildren, however, for the time being they are mostly in love with each other, and not with their fathers or teachers, as this means they are all in the same land.

One well-known politician, formerly the director of a great plant, recently, without hesitation, publicly declared that in business with his colleagues he constantly uses profanity and obscenities. Brutal words never help you “more clearly and precisely” formulate your thoughts and convey them to others. The stench serves to bind drains in rivers. This becomes especially noticeable if we feel how he talks to people during their travel to the country. It is worth noting that if you know what to talk about, there will be inappropriate pauses in your language. Perhaps, this is for the purpose of streaming to yourself and not swearing.

When did swear words and other brutal words appear in Russian language? There is a paragraph explaining this fact. Some investigators say that they were created by the Russian people themselves during their formation from the sums of various tribes - Slavs, Balts, Finno-Ugrians and Tatars. That's where the XIII-XV centuries are. Previously, in the X-XII centuries, the usual chronicle does not record swear words, although there was no censorship. These linguistic scholars strongly oppose the extraction of obscene words from Russian language. Because at this time, the stench is strong, Russian language will lose its color, nourishing national identity, an important storehouse of spiritual destruction for the people. Moreover, in the opinion of these scientists, swearing and other likes need to be widely used in literary works, artistic works, etc. So as not to go beyond the truth of life and to fixate the unofficial language of my life.

Another group of scientists confirms that the Russians started swearing under the Tatar-Mongols during the period when they were under the rule of the Golden Horde for at least 300 years. And in the Tatars, swearing, but it was not like kindness, but words of praise, not just compliments. Or perhaps, with prayers to the vile gods and various curses.

Why did the Russians adopt these huskies from the Tatar non-voluvers? It turns out that they believed in a lot of things from the Golden Ordians, starting with the ways and methods of establishing supreme power, right up to the songs-“ditties”. The Moscow Grand Dukes and their courtiers freely adopted the Tatar language, introduced Tatar traditions and traditions in their families, at the princely court and in the state. To whom the mixed whores were hidden, the Tatar paddocks went to serve the Moscow prince. In one word, in the distant words of a visible figure of Russian culture, swearing became the result of Russia’s brutal “tartarization”.

Let’s remember about other people’s approach to verbal brawl and protect our language, our souls from all the malevolent defilement.
(for materials http://www.natali.ua/forums)

Є typical Ukrainian words and expressions.
The fragments, tse - so bi move, folk creativity, then let’s bring those who were able to “dig up”:

What the classics said:

“Mother of God, to the queen of heaven,” the woman crowed into the sky itself, “my little blue one,
Holy Great Martyr, beat him, the invisible one, with your holy omophorion! Yak
Having tasted the wine from the damp earth from this carrot, drink it to the queen
merciful, twist your little arms and bottoms, break your hands, holy
vladichitsa, fingers and joints. To the Queen of Heaven, my intercessor
merciful, intercede for me, for my prayers, so that the rice will not be in the mountain, but
down, so as not to smell the holy wine or God’s thunder.
St. Nicholas the saint, speedy helper, St. Yuri, St. Gregory on the Bilomu
horses, sitting on a white horse, punish him with your right hand, so that he will not be guilty
carrots, ta butd yogo prantsi, ta sores are gone, ta butd yogo shashil
sharpened...
The woman baptized herself into the sky with such passion, she was all fussing about baptizing.”

“The Desna is Enchanted” by O. Dovzhenko

“...I’ll stop with me, they beat me up like a fool and primovlya, what a buzuvir, opryshok, urvigolova, hartsiz, kalamut and navit himorod. On such a nasty word, the word “I” will not be of any use to the soul for a moment.
...I will repent, I will come to my senses, I am afraid that everything has not bothered me. But I didn’t even scold him, because more than once I felt that such goodness had been rejected by many of me, but I’ll grow up. And in them the rivets were forged, the hoops were cracked, the keys were ruined without boiling the banyak, the dzhmeli flowed at the head, cabbage grew in the middle of the mush, it didn’t give birth to a shard, it didn’t bulge under the chuprina, the rose seemed to be stuck right up to the heel The makitra was washed on the elms...”
“Geese-swans fly” M. Stelmakh

LAYLIVI VIRAZI:

But it wouldn’t be good for you...
And so that feathers grow in your mouth...
Shaking your mother... (shaking is a feverish, sickly state, when a person periodically throws himself into the heat, then into the cold)
You are an evil spirit...
And if Nastya was a shrewd lady here, you were sick of it...
And something below the belt grabbed the navel...
And if the navel is like a stupa...
And if you don't care...
And so that you are convinced, whatever you ask for...
And let them thresh millet with your muzzle...
Let your little friend fall in love with her godfather...
If only your ass was splitting at the seam...
And without knowing happiness...
And in order for you to shine...
And to get you hooked...
And so that you can hang around...
And for you to be slaughtered...
And so that you don’t rain...
And let you get along like a little bum...
And let you have an empty space...
And so that it lifts and slams (twirls) for you...
And let me beat your makeup...
And so that evil people tell you...
And so that your head licks...
And let Morana beat you...
And the devils butted you...
And so that you are well... (gets used to it like a husky)
And so that you are healthy... (get used to it like a husky)
And so that the bastard dried up and dried up...
What if a bubble jumped out of your nose...
What if a fly hit you...
And what if the stake chipped you...
And if the trigger stepped on your foot...
And so that bad luck bypasses you... (gets used to it like a husky)
And for you to crawl crustaceans...
And then you disappeared...
You've turned sour!
And what if it had an impact!...
Bad ass...
Old nag...
Compare the dog to its mother...
Nay ti kachka kopne!…
Get it right!…
Your fucking blood has been poured into your blood!...
I'll give you the fox...
A hundred devils in the liver...
Go to the demonic mother...
Bisoviy syn…
Enemy son...
Enemy children...
Bisova kovinka…
Your bad pіp khrestiv (About the “unwise man”)...
Your mother's baby...
Your mother is dying...
I'll give you a max...
You bring makogon...
Bisova soul...
Arrestan soul...
Vile soul...
Vile mothers...
Sneaky robot bitch...
The vile son (daughter) of the robot...
Why don't you have a prance...
Damn you...
You, undisturbed anthem!

SIMPLY VIRAZI:
(here we will point tsikavi, in our opinion, virazi)

Ah, dog's blood!
Little fox...
I wish I could have taken it (whooped)!
Where did the devil go? (get used to it, as if you were going somewhere, otherwise you’re too busy here)
Sir, do you want a wonderful gamut of colors for your appearance?
Place it in your teeth...
For patli ta pika (potilitsia)…
Waiting for the fucking sickness...
Muzzle - I want Patsyukiv biy...
Muzzle - what’s wrong with the cart...
Stuli pelku... (the same as “shut your mouth”)
Tyu (tyhu), on you!
Why are the bastards drinking? (the same “why are you surprised?”)
What are you hiding? (the same thing as “why are you laughing?”)
One asshole for two bazaars...(the same thing as “sit on two sides?”)
They shit and smeared...(the same thing as “zrobiti shos abi yak”)
My joy...

Bzdun (bzdyuha)

Bevzen (layl. Vailo, yolop, bovdur)

Beshketnik (The one who robs, makes a beshket; a participant, a tribute to a beshket. // A student who systematically breaks discipline is empty)

Bis (There is an obvious supernatural essence that introduces evil and is especially depicted in the appearance of a person with goat legs, a tail and horns; an evil spirit, the devil, the devil, Satan. 2. Gets along like a husky. ** De v bisa! - gets along like a damsel, demand Tuvanya at meaning ni!, where there! there are winds on everything; b) (what) rich, impersonal. For [any] bisa - nascho, for what. One encore - however, everything is the same. U (c) bisa – gets along with the meaning. podsil. frequent when borrowing who, what, who or what d e, if, kudi, yak. What the hell? - get along for the purpose of turning around. What kind of encore? – get along to express dissatisfaction with the value. anyway, why)

Blazen (1. old - A person at the court of a monarch or a noble lord, who respected the ruler and his guests with ornate curls, jackets, etc. 2. A comedic character in ancient shows. 3. figurative, unimportant - About a person, as in the quiet of others gets rid of the fool, the clown. 4. lyle. Fool, telep. 5. dial. Baby, baby.)

Bovdur (1. Dimar (at the house, at the house). 2. dial. Stop dim, cloud of fog, gloom, etc. 3. lil. About a rude, unreasonable person)

Busurman (About a person of another faith (translation about a Mohammedan). 2. Gets along like a sweet word.)

Vaylo (size: Nepovorotka, nezgrabna lyudina; tyukhtiy)

Vilupok (disrespectful 1. About the child. 2. About the person with negative rice)

Virodok (1. An extremely conniving person. 2. A person who has wasted the most beautiful yakosti; subhuman. // lil.)

Vishkrebok (size. 1. Small bread from excess dough on the bottom and walls of the makitri, dzhi. 2. transfer, fry. About the remaining child in the family. // lil. About the worthless, unimportant person)

Vidluptsyuvati (Beat someone severely)

Volotsyuga (unimportant 1. A homeless person who does not work, but lives from theft, marriage, etc., constantly changing miscedo; a tramp, passed through life. // About the one who walks anywhere without need, often unique robots. // zhart. About the one who was at home at the brightest hour of the day. 2. The one who loves to be dragged after someone.)

Gamselity (To hit someone hard, to hit someone with force, to hit something or something)

Gaspide (Those same, what the devil; devil, dude, bis. // Gets along like a cute word. ** Before Gaspide - even richer.)

Ghidota (Those who call out the ogyd. // Rotten, vile things; vileness, abomination. 2. translation. About the vile, vile people; vileness.)

Gluzuvati (to mock; to ridicule anyone or anything.)

Didko (The same one who bis 2. Gets along like a sweet word. ** Didko knows - it’s important to say, unknown, not to know. Little fox - never, no. What kind of kid? - now?, for what? What kind of kid? - what ?, why?)

Stupid (disrespectful. Rozumovo is cut off, stupid woman. Gets along like a cute word)

Durbelik

Dupa (Galicianism. Sidnytsia)

Zanedbany (Which bears signs of a misfortune, an oversight, someone being placed at someone’s side. // Neohainy, zanehayaniy (about appearance, etc.)

Zaprodanets (A sell-out person, one who makes someone angry, perhaps with a nasty method)

Zbochynets

Zliden (zlidar) (1.Lyudina, like living in evil, lack; poornyak // 2.Getting along like a sweet word)

Villain (1. The one who commits villainy. // About animals, birds, what to steal from nature. 2. Zradnik, evildoer.)

Knowdibida

Zhibleniy

Yolop (Those same fool 1; bevz, klutz. ** Yolop of the king of heaven - bovdur, telep.)

Karkolomniy (1. Through whom you can zlamati kark, shiyu; very careless. 2. transfer. Important, foldable for viconnanny, for untying. // Rizikovaniy. 3. transfer. Those same scho above)

Képsko (1. Those same things that are rotten. ** Kepskie roasts with kim - chim - filth, unsafe heat. 2. Nasty.)

Kumedny (Funny, amusing. // Those who are marvelous)

Abomination (A person known for all sorts of meanness; a wretch. // Gets along like a cute word.)

Laidak (1. For God’s sake people are homeless. 2. They get along like a loving word.)

Laino (Fool, last, rotten. 2. Lives like a cute word, for example “Laino dog”)

Lihodiy (He who repairs dashingly, the builder fixes dashingly)

Likhvar (One who deposits pennies for great interest.)

Lyarva (unimportant. Walking woman, shlyondra, whore)

Nabrid (unimportant. Worthless, unprofitable people for marriage, who suddenly came together at once.)

Moods (1. Mentally ill; divine, divine. // Getting along like a sweet word. 2. Irrelevance, non-striving. 3. Reducing reasonable change. 4. transfer. Which goes beyond the boundaries of normal strength, magnitude, tension and so on. )

Pillowcase (unimportant, worthless, unprofitable people for marriage; nabrid. 2. unimportant, lay. Worthless, worthless for people; worthless.)

Naziurnik (analogue of a bra)

Nahaba (People, as they say, are unceremonious, violating moral standards, and do not care about the status of others.)

Unfortunate (Lyudina, as if she has no talent, greatness, for whatever reason. // A clumsy, indestructible person. // Gets along like a sweet word.)

Nezgraba (dimension: 1. Nezgrabna people. // Getting along like a sweet word. 2. Those that are crushed roughly, without relish.)

A short -lived (1. Brighting, slack, Kvoliy Fіziko (about the people of the creature). 2. Yaki is not his own Mix, recognized as IN. 3. The weakness of their own fifth // Weakening at the artist ry with the serpentous aspects. 4. Insignificant in terms of size, size, significance, etc.)

Inadequacy (1. A person who is unable to earn, vacate, create, and so on. Something else with proper intelligence, as a result; a dull person. // Gets along like a cute word. 2. Rozumovo is bordered, a stupid person; a fool.)

Unnecessary (1. Unnecessary speeches 2. Worthless people)

Leaves (1. Unsuitable for vikoristan, unnecessary surpluses of something, motlokh, old speeches, etc. 2. transfer., unimportant. Morally deranged people, declassified, evil elements of marriage; unneeded, worthless, ceiling. // Get along in meaning of a sweet word.)

Legends (1. Illness in a story; what a fable. What kind of mental disorder is; divine. Illness in a story is a divinely blessed person (gets along with the translation like a husky). 2. Who easily loses self-control, unstrained in rot; lacking self-esteem, unworthy. // Which is in the state of lack of self-reliance, mischief. // What kind of expression does lack of self-worth, mischief. // What kind of life is behind the powerful desire, for the powerful will, not respecting anyone; svavilny. // Basque, hot (about a horse). 3. transfer. Duzhe strong, significant by the power of one’s presence. // Intense, extremely deep (prosthetic, almost, etc.). // Strong. // Rvuchky (about the wind). // Unbearable (about the cold, baking, etc.) . // With great frosts; fierce (about winter). // Turbulent (about the sea). // Mitsny (about tyutyun). // Strongly tense, laborious, filled with the right, robotic, etc. // Neumovirny, marvelous ** The language of the legends: a) it is not possible to control one’s actions, actions; b) works together to enhance the energy, intensity of any action, or the strength of its manifestation.)

Bitch (1. the corpse of a creature; carrion. 2. the size of a vile, worthless human being; an abomination. // Gets along like a cute word.)

Asshole (vulg. ass, ass)

Plyugaviy (Who screams ignorant, ogid, non-showing, worldly (about people). // translation. Ogidny, vile, vile.)

Arrived (Neatless, stupid.)

Prancevaty (illness in prance (syphilis). // Gets along like a cute word)

Pogan (1. Departures. 2. size. Creatures, mosquitoes, etc., that call out to people for fear, reason, etc. 3. size. Evil spirits, devil, witch, etc. 4. transfer. , size Anything that screams out, ogida, etc.; everything that screams condemnation. // Worthless, worthless people, who screams ignorance, contempt)

Potvora (1. Fearful fantastic essence; fear. // About the Veleten creature, which impresses with the size of its body. // About the bridka, the negar name of a person or the creature, which has a disproportionate body, physicality, and so on. 2. translation. About fiercely, zhorstok and other people who have lost their moral scruples; subhuman.)

Odoroblo, odorobala (size 1. Great, bulky object. 2. unimportant. Ungrabable people.)

Telepen (size 1. transl. lil. Unreasonable, vailuvata people; fool, klutz, vailo, tyukhtiy. 2. rarely. The heart of the ringing.)

Tyukhtiy (size: About vailuvatu, the clumsy man)
smarkaty, smarkaty (1. One with mucus running from the nose; with smears under the nose. 2. transferable, unimportant. Young or even young, misunderstood, unaffectionate. // Gets along like a cute word.)

Shlyondra (1. unimportant. Neokhaina woman. 2. vulg., lail. Poviya, whore)

Shelepa (unimportant. Those who are stupid)

Šibenik (The one who hanged himself or who was hanged on the shibenik. // lil. The one who deserves the shibenitsa; wretch. 2. size. Those who are beshketnik.)

Khvoyda (unimportant Neokhaina, unchepurna human; unchepura.// Gets along like a cute word)

Created 11 Oct 2007

gave rise to many jokes, anecdotes, tales, jargons and have always been a kind of buffer in the eternal, centuries-old, but not very serious enmity (rather, its imitation) between the “Khokhols” and the “Katsaps”.

He who doesn’t understand Ukrainian well laughs well

In the Ukrainian language there is such a tongue twister: “Buv sobi tsabruk, ta y peretsabrukarbyvsya.” This gobbledygook (there once lived a certain Tsabruk, who eventually moved away) can serve as a kind of test for Russians who want to learn the Ukrainian language. If he repeats it correctly (at least once!) - he will speak Ukrainian, if he doesn’t repeat it - he will make a Ukrainian laugh, although for the “Russian ear” there is nothing funny in the fact that some “tsabruk has messed up”, as an attempt to pronounce a tongue twister sounds like for the majority "students".

Russians are also amused by the not always coherent Russian speech of many Ukrainians, but they are delighted by numerous funny Ukrainian words, the list of which depends in volume on the “level of understanding of Ukrainian language” (the degree of understanding of the Ukrainian language).

"Zupynka" on demand

Ordinary situation. A restaurant client wants to pay by turning to the waiter in Ukrainian with the request: “Rozrakhuite mene, be affectionate” (pay me, please). The client’s serious face is unlikely to be able to restrain the cheerful reaction of a waiter who does not speak Ukrainian.

Can it occur to any of the ignorant that “smelling the back of my head” means “scratching the back of my head”? And he heard the girl’s admiring exclamation: “Oh, what a great grandmother!” - is unlikely to think about a dragonfly.

Mastering the art of stick fighting is probably more difficult than stick fighting. "Who forgot the parasol?" - you can hear in Ukraine on public transport, and the “nervous”, smiling in bewilderment, will think about anything but an umbrella. Or there, in public transport, the conductor, leaning towards you, will politely remind you that “Your tooth is moving,” and you will only guess by the consonance with something “next” that we are talking about a stop.

If someone agrees with you with the words: “You are a walkie-talkie,” smile boldly, because this expression means “You are right,” and not a suspicion of espionage activity.

Wonderful kapelyukh

Some words in Ukrainian are funny because ordinary and familiar concepts take on a cheerful, parodic sound. The word “shkarpetki” touches and makes many people laugh, while socks (and these are “shkarpetki”) do not evoke any special emotions in anyone (as a rule). When visiting friends in Ukraine, you may hear a proposal to wear slippers, which in Ukrainian sounds like this: “Os vashe kaptsi” (here are your slippers). Someone, looking at your ring on your hand, may say: “Garna (beautiful) heel,” and if they praise your hat, you may hear the following compliment: “Wonderful cape!”

In the park, an old man sits down next to you on a bench and, exhaling tiredly, says: “Ledve doshkandybav.” Most likely, when you hear this, you will smile instead of sympathy, despite the fact that your grandfather “barely made it.”

Many funny Ukrainian words when translated into Russian sound completely different, losing their charm, such as the invitation “let’s sit down together” instead of “syademo vkupi” (words from the song).

By declaring that you are “out of your mind,” your opponent is not at all trying to guess where you came from - he is claiming that you are crazy.

Having asked when the next bus (tram, trolleybus, etc.) will arrive, and heard in response “already nezabarom”, do not try to understand where it is, you were told that “already soon”.

Learning Ukrainian language

"Dyvna dytyna!" - the Ukrainian woman will say, looking at your child. Don’t be offended, the kid has nothing to do with it, because “dytyna” is a child. A little Khokhlushka girl, seeing a grasshopper in the grass, will joyfully exclaim: “Mommy, puff up, little horse!”

If someone boasts to you that they have built a “khmarochos” in their city, take the message seriously, because this is a skyscraper that literally “scratches the clouds.”

Do not be embarrassed if, intending to walk barefoot over hot coals, you hear a warning cry: “Be stupid!” It's not what you might think, it's just "reckless."

Hearing a quiet, amazed exclamation behind him: “What a nasty little girl!” - do not rush to be indignant or offended because someone simply admires your beauty (in Ukrainian - “like”). And vice versa, if a confident “shlyondra” was heard behind you, do not flatter yourself, because, despite the French pronunciation that makes its way into this word, you were mistaken for a woman/girl of “not very difficult” behavior.

“I’ll quickly jump someday,” a new Ukrainian acquaintance may tell you, promising to “run in somehow,” and not jump, as you might think.

When treating you to plums or pears, a generous Ukrainian woman can warn you against overindulgence, hinting at the possibility of an upset stomach with the words “...so that the Swede Nastya doesn’t attack” (so that the fast Nastya doesn’t attack). Agree that this is not as scary as diarrhea, and sounds more pleasant.

And the goldfinch chased and roared

The funniest Ukrainian words are associated with translations that are unusual for the “Russian ear,” but intuitively understandable. Some children, for example, like “Vedmedyk Klyshonogy” candies more than well, and girls will prefer “Tsem-Tsem” tsukki to “Kisses” candies.

“There is a golden chain on that oak tree (And a golden lancet on it): day and night the learned cat (and day and night there is a whale of teachings) everything walks around the chain (circling on the lancet).” It sounds pleasant, melodic, but... “smiles.”

Many people are amused by the “Ukrainian Lermontov” when he has “...and the goldfinch bends and rocks,” although if “...and the mast bends and creaks,” it’s no laughing matter.

In Russian in Ukrainian

Funny Ukrainian words and expressions often appear as a result, to put it mildly, of inaccuracies, and sometimes of attempts to pronounce a Russian word in the “Ukrainian manner.” For example, you can hear the following expression from a pretty girl addressed to her boyfriend: “Don’t jerk off, Vasko!” I can’t believe my ears, but this is just an innocent slip, because the girl wanted to say “ne dratuy” (don’t tease, don’t make me angry). “I’m telling you frankly,” a Ukrainian who has forgotten his native speech and does not remember the word “vidverto” may say. From the same series are the following pearls: kankhvetka (candy), ne razgovaryuyte, pevytsya (singer), bite (tasty), ne naravytsya (don’t like it), etc.

Ukrainian words in Russian, funny hybrid phrases and expressions are often “in hodgepodge” with the Russian language or against the background of prevailing Russian words, where they are appropriate, “like a horse in a store.”

In the international melody of the Odessa slang language you can often hear the following “notes”: tamochki (over there), tutochki (right here), tudayu (that road, side), syudayu (this road, side), matsat (touch, paw), tynyaetsya (loiter) and many other pearls. "Was it fucked?" - they will ask you for some reason at the Odessa delivery station, and try to guess what it means (vus is Hebrew for “what”, and trapylos is Ukrainian for “happened”).

Innovation “Ukrainian style”

The list of phrases in the category, which includes “innovative” words in Ukrainian (funny, somewhat exaggerated translations), is growing every day. These are mainly expressions and concepts that do not sound Ukrainian enough. Therefore, today you can hear the following: drabynkova maydanka (staircase landing), mizhpoverkhovy drotohid (elevator), morzotnyk (freezer), mapa (map), pilosmokt (vacuum cleaner), komora (pantry), dryzhar (vibrator), dushets (nitrogen) , sticky (glue), shtrykavka (syringe), zhyvchik (pulse), rotoznavets (dentist), dribnozhyvets (microbe), krivulya (zigzag), zyavysko (phenomenon), pryskalets (shower), zhivoznavets (biologist), poviy (bandage) , obizhnyk (bypass sheet) and others.

We swear in Ukrainian

Ukrainian curse words are irresistible to the ear, and for those who do not quite understand the meaning, some of them sound like a “wonderful melody” and can even have the opposite effect, amusing the cursed person.

“And so that Nastya’s little bastard here would wear you out... (a wish that is familiar to you). And so that your navel has gone bald, like a poppy’s mortar... And so that your muzzle has millet threshers... And so that Toby’s bubble has jumped out of his nose... And If only a fly had kicked you... And if you had been chipped by a stake... And if the evil one had crushed you... And if the trigger had stepped on your foot..." and many, many more kind and sincere wishes.

Overdoing it

And finally, several “popular”, rarely used, including far-fetched literal pseudo-translations of some Ukrainian words, which do not cause sincere and cheerful laughter in everyone. Spalahuyka (lighter), zalupivka (butterfly), chahlik nevmyruschie, pysunkovy villain (sexual maniac), yayko-spodivaiko (Kinder surprise egg), sikovytyskach (juicer), darmovys (tie), pisyunets (teapot), tsap-vidbuvaylo (scapegoat), gumovy natsyutsyurnik (condom) and others.

“I myself don’t know what kind of soul I have, Khokhlyatsky or Russian. I only know that I would in no way give an advantage to either a Little Russian over a Russian, or a Russian over a Little Russian. Both natures are too generously endowed by God, and, as if on purpose, each separately contains what is not in the other is a clear sign that they must replenish one another" (N.V. Gogol).

LAYLIVI VIRAZI:

But it wouldn't be good for you...
And so that in you a feather has grown in your mouth...
Shaking your mother... (shaking is a sign of fever, sickness, when a person periodically throws himself into the heat, then into the cold)
You are an evil spirit...
And if Nastya smelled like shvidka here...
And something below the belt grabbed the navel...
And if that navel were as strong as a stupa...
And if you don't care...
And so that you are convinced, whatever you ask...
And let them thresh millet with your muzzle...
And let your little friend fall in love with her godfather...
If only your ass was splitting at the seam...
And even if you don’t know happiness...
And in order for you to shine...
And just to get you hooked...
And so that you can hang around...
And if you were killed...
Don't let it rain...
And so you get along like a little bum...
And let you have an empty space...
And so that it lifts and sways (twirls) for you...
And let me beat your makeup...
And so that evil people tell you...
And so that your head licks...
How about Morana beat you...
And the devils butted you...
And so that you are well... (gets used to it like a husky)
And so that you are healthy... (get used to it like a husky)
And just like that bastard it was dry...
What if a bubble jumped out of your nose...
What if a fly hit you...
What if I chipped a stake for you...
And if the trigger stepped on your foot...
And so that bad troubles pass you by... (gets used to it like a husky)
Why should crustaceans crawl...
And then you disappeared...
You've turned sour!
And what if it had an impact!...
Bad ass...
Old nag...
Compare the dog to his mother...
Nay ti kachka kopne!...
Get it wrong!...
The blood of your blood has spread to your bitch!...
I'll give you the fox...
A hundred devils in the liver...
Go to the demonic mother...
Bisovy blue...
Enemy syn...
Enemy children...
Bisova kovinka...
Your bad pіp khrestiv (About the “foolish person”)...
Your mother's baby...
Your mother is dying...
I'll give you a max...
You bring makogon...
Bisova soul...
Areshtan's soul...
Vile soul...
Vile mothers blue...
Sneaky robot bitch...
The vile son (daughter) of the robot...
Nay you prantsi z"ili...
Damn you...
You, undisturbed anthem!

SIMPLY VIRAZI:

Ah, dog's blood!
Little fox...
I wish I could have taken it (whooped)!
Where did the devil go? (get used to it, as if you were going somewhere, otherwise you’re too busy here)
Sir, do you want a wonderful gamut of colors for your appearance?
Place it in your teeth...
For patli ta pike (potilitsia)...
Waiting for the fucking sickness...
Muzzle - I want Patsyukiv bi...
Muzzle - what are you talking about...
Stuli pelku... (also called "shut your mouth")
Tyu (tyhu), on you!
Why are the bastards drinking? (the same thing. "Why are you marveling?")
What are you hiding? (same thing as “why are you laughing?”)
One asshole for two markets...(the same thing as “sit on two sides?”)
They shit and smeared...(the same thing as "zrobiti shos abi yak\")
My joy...

Bzdun (bzdyuha)
Bevzen (layl. Vailo, yolop, bovdur)
beshketnik (The one who robs, makes a beshket; a participant, a tribute to a beshket. // A student who systematically breaks discipline is empty)
bis (There is an obvious supernatural essence that introduces evil and is especially depicted in the appearance of a person with goat legs, a tail and horns; an evil spirit, the devil, the devil, Satan. 2. Gets along like a husky. ** De v bisa! - gets along like a zaperechnya, demand Tuvanya at meaning ni!, where there! there are winds on everything; b) (what) rich, impersonal. On [what] bis - nascho, for what. One encore - however, everything is the same. U (in) bisa - gets along with the meaning. podsil. frequent when borrowing who, what, who or what d e, if, kudi, yak. What the hell? - get along for the purpose of recovery. What kind of encore? - get along to express dissatisfaction with the value. anyway, why)
Blazen (1. old - A person at the court of a monarch or a noble lord, who honored the ruler and his guests with ornate curls, blazes, etc. 2. A comedic character in ancient shows. 3. figurative, unimportant - About a person, as in the quiet of others gets rid of the fool, the clown. 4. lyle. Fool, telep. 5. dial. Baby, baby.)
bovdur (1. Dimar (at the house, at the house). 2. dial. Stop dim, cloud of fog, gloom, etc. 3. lil. About a rude, unreasonable person)
busurman (About a person of another faith (translation about a Mohammedan). 2. Gets along like a sweet word.)
vailo (size: Nepovorotka, nezgrabna lyudina; tyukhtiy)
vilupok (disrespectful 1. About the child. 2. About the person with negative rice)
virodok (1. The extremely conniving people. 2. The people who have wasted the most beautiful yakosti; subhuman. // lil.)
viscous scraper (size 1. Small bread from excess dough on the bottom and walls of the bread, bowl. 2. transfer, fry. About the remaining child in the family. // lil. About the worthless, unimportant person)
vidluptsyuvati (Beat someone severely)
volotsyuga (unimportant 1. A homeless person who does not work, but lives from theft, marriage, etc., constantly changing miscedo; tramp, passed through life. // About the one who walks anywhere without need, often unique robots. // zhart. About the one who was at home at the brightest hour of the day. 2. The one who loves to be dragged after someone.)
gamseliti (To hit someone hard, to hit someone with force, to knock on something or something)
gaspid (Those same, what the devil; devil, dude, bis. // Gets along like a cute word. ** Before gaspid - even richer.)
gidota (Those who call out the hyda. // Rotten, vile stuff; vileness, abomination. 2. translation. About the vile, vile people; filth.)
gluzuvati (to mock; to mock anyone or anything.)
dedko (The same one that bis 2. Lives like a sweet word. ** Dedko knows - it’s important to say, it’s unknown, not to know. The fox kid - never, no. What kind of kid? - now?, for what? What kind of kid? - what ?, why?)
stupid (disrespectful. Rozumovo is cut off, stupid woman. Gets along like a cute word)
durbelik
dupa (Galicianism. Sidnytsia)
misfortune (Which bears signs of misfortune, oversight, someone being placed at someone’s side. // Unhappy, unhappy (about appearance, etc.)
sold out (A sold out person is the one who harms someone, perhaps with a nasty method)
zbochinets
zliden (zlidar) (1.Lyudina, like living in evil, lack; poornyak // 2.Getting along like a sweet word)
villain (1. The one who commits villainy. // About animals, birds, what to steal from nature. 2. Zradnik, evildoer.)
knowidibida
destruction
yolop (Those same scho fool 1; bevz, klutz. ** Yolop of the king of heaven - bovdur, telep.)
karkolomniy (1. Through which one can zlamati kark, shiyu; very careless. 2. transfer. Important, foldable for viconanny, for rozvezannya. // Rizikovaniy. 3. transfer. Those same scho above-named)
kepsko (1. Those same things that are rotten. ** Kepskie zharty with kim - chim - filth, unsafe heat. 2. Nasty.)
kumedny (Funny, amusing. // Those who are marvelous)
abominable (A person known for all sorts of meanness; wicked. // Gets along like a cute word.)
laydak (1. For God’s sake the people are homeless. 2. Get along like a sweet word.)
laino (Fool, last, rotten. 2. Lives like a cute word, for example, “Laino dog”)
lihodiy (He who repairs dashingly, the builder fixes dashingly)
Likhvar (One who deposits pennies for great interest.)
larva (unimportant. Walking woman, shlyondra, whore)
nabrіd (unimportant. Worthless, unprofitable people for marriage, who suddenly came together at once.)
directions (1. Mentally ill; divine, divine. // Getting along like a sweet word. 2. Irrelevance, non-striving. 3. Reducing reasonable change. 4. transfer. Which goes beyond the boundaries of normal strength, magnitude, tension and so on. )
pillowcase (unimportant. Podli, worthless, unprofitable people for marriage; nabrid. 2. unimportant., lay. Worthless, vile people; wicked.)
natsitsyurnik (analogue of a bra)
nakhaba (People, as they say, are unceremonious, violating moral standards, and do not care about the status of others.)
for good reason (Lyudina, as if she has no talent, greatness for whatever reason. // A clumsy, ungraspable person. // Gets along like a sweet word.)
nezgraba (dimension: 1. Nezgrabna people. // Getting along like a sweet word. 2. Those that are crushed roughly, without relish.)
short-lived (1. Powerless, weak, physically capable (about people and creatures). 2. Who does not represent his place, significance, etc. 3. Weak due to the strength of his infusion. // Weak in artistic and spatial aspects. 4. Insignificant in terms of size, size, significance, etc.)
klutz (1. A person who is not able to earn, quit, create, and so on. Something else with proper intelligence, as a result; a dull person. // Gets along like a cute word. 2. Rozumov is bordered, a stupid person; a fool.)
unnecessary (1. Unnecessary speech 2. Worthless people)
departures (1. Unsuitable for vikoristanya, unneeded surpluses of something, motlokh, old speeches, etc. 2. transfer., unimportant. Morally deranged people, declassified, evil elements of marriage; unneeded, worthless, ceiling. // Get along in meaning of a sweet word.)
sayings (1. Illness in a story; what a fable. What kind of mental discord is there; divinely ill. Illness in a story as a divinely blessed person (gets along with the translation like a husky). 2. Who easily loses self-control, unstrained in anger; lacking self-esteem, unworthy. // Which is in the state of lack of self-reliance, mischief. // What kind of expression does lack of self-worth, mischief. // What kind of life is behind the powerful desire, for the powerful will, not respecting anyone; svavilny. // Basque, hot (about a horse). 3. transfer. Duzhe strong, significant by the power of one’s presence. // Intense, extremely deep (prosthetic, almost, etc.). // Strong. // Rvuchky (about the wind). // Unbearable (about the cold, baking, etc.) . // With great frosts; fierce (about winter). // Turbulent (about the sea). // Mitsny (about tyutyun). // Strongly tense, laborious, filled with the right, robotic, etc. // Neumovirny, marvelous ** The language of the legends: a) it is not possible to control one’s actions, actions; b) works together to enhance the energy, intensity of any action, or the strength of its manifestation.)
bitch (1. corpse of a creature; carrion. 2. size. Poor, worthless human being; abominable person. // Gets along like a cute word.)
ass (vulg. ass, ass)
pugaviy (Who screams ignorant, ogid, non-showing, worldly (about people). // trans. Ogidny, vile, vile.)
cameepkuvatiy (Neatless, stupid.)
prance (illness in prance (syphilis). // Gets along like a cute word)
asshole
trash (1. Departures. 2. size. Creatures, mosquitoes, etc., that call out to people for fear, reason, etc. 3. size. Evil spirits, devil, witch, etc. 4. transfer. , size Anything that screams out, ogida, etc.; everything that screams condemnation. // Worthless, worthless people, who screams ignorance, contempt)
potvora (1. Fearful fantastic essence; fear. // About the Veleten creature, which amazes with the size of its body. // About the bridka, the negar name of a person, or the creature, which has a disproportionate body, physicality, and so on. 2. transfer. About fiercely, zhorstok and other people who have lost their moral scruples; subhuman.)
grown up, grown up (size: 1. Great, bulky object. 2. unimportant. Ungrabable people.)
telepen (size 1. transl. lay. Unreasonable, vailuvata people; fool, klutz, vailo, tyukhtiy. 2. rarely. The heart of the ringing.)
tyukhtiy (size. About vailuvatu, clumsy little man)
smarkaty, smarkaty (1. One with mucus running from the nose; with smears under the nose. 2. transferable, unimportant. Young or even young, misunderstood, unaffectionate. // Gets along like a cute word.)
shlyondra (1. unimportant. Neokhaina woman. 2. vulg., lay. Poviya, whore)
shelepa (unimportant. Those who are stupid)
shibenik (The one who hanged himself or who was hanged on the shibenik. // lil. The one who deserves the shibenik; wretch. 2. size. Those who are beshketnik.)
needle (unimportant Neokhaina, unchepurna people; nechepura.// Gets along like a cute word)

A dictionary of Ukrainian obscene language will be presented in Kyiv

The dictionary includes about 5 thousand words and phrases, and the theoretical preface answers a number of important linguistic and psychological questions.

“Ukrainian Language Without Taboos” is the third book by Lesya Stavitskaya, Doctor of Philology, Head of the Department of Sociolinguistics at the Institute of the Ukrainian Language of the National Academy of Sciences of Ukraine, about Ukrainian profanity. In 2003, her “Brief Dictionary of Slang Vocabulary of the Ukrainian Language” was published, and two years later - its expanded version called “Ukrainian Jargon” and “Dictionary of Ukrainian Slang”. The new book, which took more than four years to complete, includes about 5 thousand words and phrases. As usual, each of them is presented with an indication of emphasis and is accompanied by a stylistic characteristic, data on the origin and a historical and cultural commentary mentioning cases of unusual use. The dictionary is preceded by a theoretical part with brief information on the history of the issue and an explanation of the necessary linguistic concepts and principles of constructing the dictionary.

In the theoretical preface to the dictionary, the author touches on a number of issues that in themselves could become topics for serious research. Among them, for example, is the issue of borrowing some words and expressions from the obscene vocabulary of the Russian language, as well as the devalued vocabulary of other peoples. According to Professor Stavitskaya, it is wrong to talk about direct borrowings from the Russian obscene dictionary: “The fact is that Russian swearing is largely borrowed from other Slavic languages, and its spread can be explained by the fact that in Russia swearing has always been more public and used.” In addition, the author explains the well-known linguopsychological phenomenon of using obscene language in a foreign language. “Foreign language swearing in the mouth of a person of a different language culture always sounds less obscene than native language - a person simply isolates himself from the swearing nature of these words,” explains Lesya Stavitskaya.

The theoretical part of the book also contains some interesting information about the age and gender characteristics of the use of profanity, as well as the deep differences between Ukrainian and Russian obscenities. While Russian obscene language mostly appeals to the sexual sphere (like the South Slavs), Ukrainians (as well as Czechs, Slovaks and French) have a shit culture that is based on another bodily function. In a conversation with Lesya Stavitskaya, she also described the regional features of the use of profanity within the country. “According to my observations, as we move westward across the territory of Ukraine, the sexual contexts in obscene language intensify, while in the central and eastern regions of the country a strict connection to shit culture remains,” the author notes.

According to the annotation, the book is addressed to philologists, writers, translators and all those who are interested in the Ukrainian word.

According to Irina Gnatyuk, deputy director for scientific work at the Institute of Ukrainian Language of the National Academy of Sciences of Ukraine, the opinions of scientists on the issue of scientific study of obscene language are divided: “There are conservative people who deny the need to bring this topic into the sphere of public scientific discussion, and there are those (especially among young scientists) who hold the opposite opinion, appealing to the fact that now in all languages ​​this linguistic layer is rapidly developing, and its study is intensifying."

The writers surveyed welcome the appearance of a dictionary of obscene language in the Ukrainian language. “Such books, of course, are needed - this gives significance to the subject under discussion. Because it turns out that the phenomenon exists, but science ignores it. Meanwhile, this subject is easy and accessible for study and research in any pub,” notes Les Podervyansky.