Statuses in English about love. Love and Instagram

Many people prefer to use beautiful sayings of ancient philosophers or famous personalities for their statuses. Most often these are quotes about love, life
and friendship. Also, you can often find lines from popular songs and iconic phrases from films as status.

In this article you will find short and beautiful statuses in English
for any occasion: about love, about life, sad statuses and sayings of famous people.

The best short statuses for every day

Make love not war - Make love, not war
Love is my religion - Love is my religion
Follow your heart - Follow your heart
Don't Worry, Be Happy! - Do not worry Be Happy!
My friends are my estate - My friends are my wealth
My life my rules - My life is my rules
Now or never - Now or never
I’ll get everything I want - I’ll get everything I want
Money can’t buy life - Money can’t buy life

Wait and see - Let's wait and see
Never look back - Never look back
Live without regrets - Live without regrets
This is just a beginning - This is just the beginning

A small quote is a good way to express your condition briefly and succinctly. In addition, short statuses are more readable and perceived better than long sayings.

Never stop dreaming - Never stop dreaming
Fortune favors the brave - Fortune favors the brave
Don"t trust anyone - Don't trust anyone
Never say never - Never say never
Remember who you are - Remember who you are
Be loyal to the one who is loyal to you - Be loyal to the one who is loyal to you
No pain no gain - Without pain there are no achievements
The heart is a terrible GPS - The heart is a terrible navigator
God never makes errors - God does not make mistakes
Every bullet has its billet - Each bullet has its own purpose
Give me my heart back! - Give me back my heart!
What kind of life is it? - Is this life?
We die but love never does - We die, but love never does
Relax! Take it easy! - Relax! Look at life more simply!

Statuses about love

There are countless sayings about love in the world. Even ancient philosophers thought not only about the stars and the matter of the universe, but also about more vital things, such as love.

Love is not blind, it just only sees what matters - Love is not blind, it just sees only what is really important
Love is when you can"t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams - Love is when you can't sleep because reality is better than dreams
A life without love is like a sunless garden where the flowers are dead - Life without love is like a garden without the sun in which the flowers have withered
Love is not finding someone to live with, it’s finding someone you can"t live without - Love is not finding someone with whom you can live, but finding someone without whom
you won't be able to live
When love is not madness it is not love - If love is not madness,
then this is not love
You"re like a drug for me, my own personal brand of heroin - You are for me
like a drug, my personal brand of heroin
Anyone who has never really loved has never really lived - Who never really loved, never really lived

Statuses about friendship

Friendship is a special type of intimacy between people. The spiritual connection between friends can be even stronger than between relatives. Every person has their own close friend, so why not talk about your friendship
using status?

Friendship is one mind in two bodies - Friendship is one mind in two bodies
A good friend is cheaper than therapy - A good friend is cheaper than psychotherapy
Life without a friend is like death without a witness - Life without a friend is like death alone
The only unsinkable ship is friendSHIP - (pun) The only unsinkable ship is friendship
Books and friends should be few but good. – There should be few books and friends, but good ones
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend - It’s easier to forgive an enemy,
how to forgive a friend

Statuses about life, motivation and success

Sayings about life are some of the most popular on social networks. Many people put motivational quotes from famous people on their status to show how “charged” they are for success.

If you can dream it, you can do it - If you can imagine it, then you can do it
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams -
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
You can only be free when you have nothing to lose - You can only be free when you have nothing to lose

This also includes statuses about happiness. Share your good mood with the world with these positive expressions:

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop - It doesn’t matter how slowly you move, the main thing is that you don’t stop
Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life - Happiness is not a goal.
It's a way of life
Let’s smile more - Let’s smile more!
We do not remember days, we remember moments - We don’t remember days,
we remember moments
Make your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile - Let your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile
If you want to be somebody, somebody really special, be yourself! - If you want to be someone truly special, be yourself!

Also, funny and cool statuses are popular online:

When life gives you lemons, drink tequila! - When life gives you
just lemons, drink tequila!
Get bored - call me, I’ll be glad to see your missed - If you get bored - call,
I'll be glad to see yours missed
Don’t be sad, don’t be blue...Frankenstein was ugly too - Don’t be sad
and don't be sad...Frankenstein was ugly too
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to Ibiza - Good girls
go to heaven, the bad ones go to Ibiza
I'm great in bed! I can sleep for days - I'm good in bed. I can sleep
all day long
Nobody dies a virgin cause life fucks everyone - Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks everyone

Sad statuses

We all feel sad at times. Often, to get support on social networks, you just need to update your status to one of these:

I am broken but it’s transient - I’m broken, but it’s temporary
The true love suffers silently - True love suffers silently
I hate clocks. Hate to see my life go by - I hate watches. I hate to see
how my life is going
Loneliness is when you hear as the clock ticks - Loneliness is when you hear the clock ticking
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges - People are lonely because instead of bridges they build walls.
Everyone experienced something that changed him - Everyone went through something that changed him
Destroy what destroys you - Destroy what destroys you

You think you have forever, but you don't - Do you think you have eternity,
but that's not true
Welcome to my mad world - Welcome to my crazy world
He, who does not love loneliness, does not love freedom - He who does not love loneliness does not love freedom
Love helps to kill time, time helps to kill love - Love helps to kill time,
and time helps kill love
Do you believe in life after love? -Do you believe in life after love?
The way to love something is to realize it can be lost - The only sure way to love something is to understand that you can lose it

Quotes from famous people

Worldly wisdom lives on for centuries. Many sayings of thinkers have reached us since the times of ancient Greece, the Middle Ages and the Renaissance.
They are still relevant today.

While there"s life, there"s hope - While there is life, there is hope (Cicero)
You should eat to live, not live to eat - You must eat to live, not live to eat (Socrates)
Self-conquest is the greatest of victories - Victory over oneself is the greatest
from victories (Plato)
Wisdom is the daughter of experience - Wisdom is the daughter of experience
(Leonardo da Vinci)
Where there is love there is life - Where there is love, there is life
(Mahatma Gandhi)
Everything you can imagine is real - Everything you can imagine is real (Pablo Picasso)

Many English statuses are borrowed from popular writers:

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none - Love everyone, trust a select few and do no harm to anyone (William Shakespeare)
I prefer the folly of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom - I prefer stupid enthusiasm to indifference of wisdom (Anatole France)
To love is not to look at one another, but to look in the same direction - To love is not to look at each other, but to look in the same direction
(Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
Mediocrity is like a spot on your shirt, it never comes off - Mediocrity, like a spot on your shirt, never goes away (Haruki Murakami)
It's easy to quit smoking. I’ve done it hundreds of times - Quitting smoking is easy.
I myself have thrown a hundred times (Mark Twain)
Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend - Every murderer is probably someone's old friend (Agatha Christie)

Quotes from politicians, scientists, as well as actors, directors, musicians and other artists are often included in the status.

There is no little enemy - There are no small enemies (Benjamin Franklin)
Love is a game that two can play and both win - Love is a game that two can play and both win (Eva Gabor)
Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny - Life would be tragic if
wasn't that funny (Stephen Hawking)
A day without laughter is a day wasted - A day without laughter is in vain
a day gone by (Charlie Chaplin)
It’s better to burn out than to fade away - It’s better to burn out quickly than to fade away slowly (Neil Young)
I like boring things - I like boring things (Andy Warhol)

Quotes from films and TV series

Popular culture is also rich in quotes. So, many people put phrases from films and TV series on their status. For example, these:

The more people you love, the weaker you are - The more people you love, the weaker you are (“Game of Thrones”)
I'm the king of the world! - I am the king of the world! ("Titanic")
Houston, we have a problem - Houston, we have a problem (“Apollo 13”)
Everybody lies - Everyone lies (“Doctor House”)
May the Force be with you! - Let the force be with you! ("Star Wars")
Well, nobody’s perfect - Well, everyone has their own shortcomings
("Only Girls in Jazz")

We hope that our selection of statuses and quotes for social networks was useful and you found something for yourself in it!

Greetings, dear readers of the blog site. Ruslan Galiulin is in touch. Today I want to write an article on a philosophical topic, but also related to social networks and working with them. If you are interested, then I’m waiting for you in the article.

Social networks have become a necessity for most modern people. Here a person can show his face, find like-minded people, important information, or just have fun. Users communicate not only through correspondence.

They use various sign-images that help simplify understanding of each other in a world where millions of other people’s thoughts are floating around. Today we will talk about quotes for Instagram and where to get inspiration.

These signs include pictures, short phrases-memes and, of course, quotes (in general, it is wrong to call aphorisms quotes, but we will have to). The latter will be discussed.

Quotes on social networks: what are they for?

Quotes can be found everywhere. Using the keyword “quotes,” the social network “Vkontakte” finds, for a moment, 150,000 communities. At least half of the population of this social network consists of them. Why are quotes so popular?

The fact is that a quote is a short and succinct thought. It is designed to express something significant in a small volume. In this sense, quotes are close to folk aphorisms, such as sayings and proverbs. But quotes are quotes because they “quote” the words of a famous person. A well-placed quotation can do half the battle in an argument because it refers to an authority much greater than the intended disputant. Roughly speaking, the quote is undeniable for many (very many!).

And the quote fits into the text of a post on any microblog and forms, just like photographs or statuses, the image of the user. Of course, in the vast majority of cases this image is thoroughly saturated with lies. Let’s imagine: a ninth-grader with a cat on her avatar quotes the unfortunate Nietzsche. This means that the schoolgirl is either seriously interested in nihilism, who strives to achieve the state of superman, or one of the countless number of shocking teenagers. What do you believe in more?

On the other hand, a correctly used quotation emphasizes the idea, if any. Unfortunately, the massive use of quotes by people with low intelligence has given rise to an ironic attitude towards them on the Internet. It will not change until people stop throwing the word around and finally start using it in the appropriate context. It’s hardly pleasant for Dostoevsky’s sayings to be next to a video about a beaver stream.

However, as for harmless quotes that do not carry a “deep meaning”, they may well be used in a blog and not set one’s teeth on edge. You just need to be able to select them correctly, and this is a matter of delicate taste.

Quotes for Instagram and more

Here only aphorisms of truly respected people will be used, who are not ashamed to include as a quote for Instagram. There are a lot of them, they are about everything in the world. For example, here are quotes...

…about love:

  • “Love conquers fear” - Apostle John
  • “If love lives in us, we are eternal” - Heinrich Heine
  • “Love is the Divine Voice” - Grace Aquilar

“Love owns no one. Nobody owns love. You cannot control her, because only she chooses the worthy..." - Gibran Kahlil Gibran

…about life:

  • “Leaving is not a feat. A feat - not to return" - Sergei Yesenin
  • “Life is a mosaic of impressions. To see the whole, you need great talent..." - Axiom Vasiliev
  • “The mind becomes richer when it acquires. The heart is when it is shared with another" - Victor Hugo
  • “Make sure you get what you want, otherwise you will have to love what you have” - Bernard Shaw

...or from songs:

  • “I’m not alone, but without you I’m just nobody” - Bi 2
  • “Exhale my soul out quickly - it’s cramped, there’s so little space in your lungs” - Noize MC
  • “When we were young...We valued each other so much and loved each other so much” - Hands up

...as well as quotes in other languages:

  • “A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great of it is absolutely dangerous” (translation: A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, a lot of sincerity is certainly a fatal thing) - Oscar Wilde
  • "Each of us have his own hell" - Virgil
  • “Scio me nihil scire or scio me nescire” (translation: I know only that I know nothing) - Socrates

It should be noted that most famous sayings are translated into other languages, so you can find an aphorism of your favorite Russian poet in another language if you show a little perseverance.

Here is a gallery of quotes that may be of interest. Just click on each photo -))).

By the way, quotes from songs are best suited for a small microblog of a music lover, and quotes from books are best suited for a lover of reading. However, the catchphrase can be used just like that, without any context. An apt phrase on the wall will attract subscribers, who, of course, will increase their likes, which will greatly delight lovers of hearts under their posts.

Where to look for aphorisms: a short guide

As mentioned, quotes are everywhere. And finding them is as easy as shelling pears. But there are three ways to find the appropriate quote.

  • Method one. Internet.

How does this happen? A search engine opens and the word “quotes” is inserted into it (or better yet, “aphorisms”). The search engine provides many links for this query. The rest is a matter of technique. You can clarify your request, for example, write “quotes in English” or “quotes about cats.” The method is captivating in its simplicity, but there is one drawback - from the multitude of texts it is difficult to find one that would touch a nerve. The most common is verbal consumer goods.

  • Method two. Life

You just need to look closely, and aphorisms will surround you from all sides. Headlines of newspapers and magazines, an advertising slogan, a phrase thrown by someone... There are so many interesting things in life that sometimes it seems - do you even need to look for the right lines if they find you on their own?

  • Method three. Books.

The method is much more complicated, but its payoff is much greater. You just need to read an interesting book, highlight the lines that touch your soul and rewrite it on your Twitter, for example. This method is better than the previous one in many important respects. Firstly, it speaks about the user’s erudition. No one will mistake a person who quotes the classics for a fool.

Secondly, the quality of such aphorisms is immeasurably higher than those from any community with a sentimental orientation.

Well, and most importantly: these lines passed through your heart. And that means that they will find a response in others. After all, this is exactly what a rare and valuable word is for.

I hope the material was useful and you will subscribe to my newsletter. Don't forget to like and repost. All the best!!!.

Sincerely, Galiulin Ruslan.

For many people, it’s not easy to come up with a quote for every day. We've simplified the task)

Choose from a variety of sayings, exactly those that suit you or come up with new ones, write in the comments, and we will be happy to add them on your behalf.

Instagram quotes are good for new achievements. Attract even more users for the photo.

We recommend a new Instagram channel On a city scale, Sports, motivation, healthy lifestyle, self-education, personal growth🙌🏼 Create yourself every day, with us

Here is the actual list of Instagram quotes:

  • Life goes on, with or without you.
  • If you are truly happy, it doesn't matter what people think.
  • When you get angry, you get old. No, I just ‘reached’ a new level.
  • Her attitude towards me is terrible, but she has a heart of gold.
  • What's yours is what's yours
  • Don't mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.
  • You can't handle me, even if you have instructions.
  • Sorry, yes. Forget, never.
  • There is a void in my heart that you filled.
  • I don't need other people's time for my life

Instagram caption:

  • I never feel sexy. If people call me cute, I'm happier.
  • It’s not us, but happiness makes us happier.
  • Most importantly, enjoying life and being happy is all that matters.
  • Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
  • I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather themselves from powerlessness, and grow into a brave reflection. Be true to yourself until you die.
  • Love can be selfless.
  • When I'm feeling a little sad, I put on my favorite high heels and dance

Great Captions For Instagram:

  • Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
  • At least this hot air balloon is coming towards me!
  • I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
  • Stop looking for happiness in that place, you just lost it.
  • I woke up like this
  • Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there are still so many reasons to smile.
  • Beauty is power, a smile is its sword
  • Last day of classes
  • Got my coffee and donut
  • Proof that I can take better selfies than you.
  • When your mom lectures you on how to lose weight in an hour, I don't worry. I have narrow mirrors to look good!
  • A friend will always make you smile, especially when you don't want to...
  • Life is like a balloon, if you never let it go, you won't know how high you can rise.
  • Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.
  • This is the echo of our laughter. The views we share. This is our past and this is our future. This is our friendship that will never fade.
  • Life isn't perfect, but my hair is! #selfieaddict
  • Always cool, never drunk, and a little cheeky.

Funny Captions for Instagram:

  • Friday, my second favorite word x
  • When I was in Rome, I did what the Romans didn't do.
  • I'm back with my ex...xbox 360
  • Do you only drink Diet Coke? You must be healthy.
  • The worst time to have a heart attack is while playing charades.
  • That moment when she says you're cute.

Love and Instagram:

  • With you I forget all my problems. With You, Time Freezes.
  • We come to love not by finding an ideal person, but by learning to see a person’s imperfection as beautiful.
  • When I fell because of you, I fell painfully!
  • If I ever write a story about my life, I wouldn't be surprised if your name is mentioned a billion times.
  • I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with me.
  • He will always be with you.
  • If you're mine, you're mine. I don't like to share.
  • Nothing can replace you!
  • I love you. That's all what I know.
  • I'm not perfect, but I'm faithful.

Instagram Friendship Captions:

  • I don't know what's stronger, our jeans or our friendship!
  • “I would rather walk with a friend in the dark than alone in the light.” -Helen Keller
  • I don't know what I did to have a best friend like you.
  • Life was meant for best friends and good adventures!
  • She is my best friend. You break her heart, I'll break your face.
  • This is me and my best friend for life!
  • Good Times + Crazy Friends = Good Memories!

Instagram captions for yourself:

  • I don't need your approval
  • I am who I am, I do what I do, and I would never do it any other way. I don't care if someone doesn't like it.
  • If I were you, I would adore myself.
  • I'm not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say sorry... I mean it!
  • I didn't try to imitate anyone, I was myself.
  • I like to be myself. Maybe just thinner and with fewer wrinkles.
  • I'm proud of myself. I'm comfortable being who I am.
  • Everyone said you can be anything you want, so I became sexy!

That's all. I’ll try to choose a few more quotes, if you have your own, write in the comments.

  • People rejoice at the Sun, and I"m dreaming of the Moon. - People rejoice at the sun, and I dream of the moon.
  • Illusion is the first of all pleasures. – Illusion is the highest pleasure.
  • Whom Gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Those whom the gods want to destroy, they first deprive them of their minds.
  • Wisdom is knowing how little we know. – Wisdom is knowing how little we know.
  • Whether you think you can, or think you can’t, you’re probably right. – Regardless of whether you think you can or that you can’t, you’re right anyway. (Henry Ford)

The best statuses and quotes for VK in English with translation

  • Forever young. - Forever Young.
  • Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever. – Everyone knows how to love, but only some know how to always love one person.
  • If you want to be rich you"ve got to be Bitch! - If you want to be rich, you must become a bitch.
  • Every exit is an entry somewhere else. – Every exit is an entrance somewhere else. (Tom Stoppard)
  • - A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - A journey of a thousand miles begins with one single step. (Lao Tzu)
  • I remember too much, that"s why I"m damn sad sometimes. “I remember a lot, which is why I sometimes feel so damn sad.”
  • I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you are sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best. -I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and sometimes I am difficult to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then rest assured that you don't deserve me when I'm doing great. (Marilyn Monroe)
  • Nothing is more silly than silly laughter. “There is nothing more stupid than a stupid laugh.”
  • To find yourself, think for yourself. – To find yourself, think for yourself. (Socrates)
  • Fear transfers the clever into the silly, and makes the strong be the weak. – Fear makes the smart foolish and the strong weak.
  • Never love anyone who treats you like you are ordinary. – Never love someone who treats you like something ordinary. (Oscar Wilde)
  • Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. – Knowledge is not enough – we must apply it. It is not enough to want - you have to act. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
  • Keep away from people who try to little your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. – Stay away from people who try to diminish your self-confidence. Small people always do this, but the truly great ones make you feel like you can become great too. (Mark Twain)
  • It’s better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people. “It’s better to be alone than with just anyone.”
  • Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. – Only I can change my life. No one can do this for me. (Carol Burnett)
  • What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters to what lies within us. - It doesn’t matter what you had “before” and what will happen “after”, what’s important is what’s inside you. Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • I know what you think, but I know what I think, and I think I think just as well as you think, don't you think? - I know what you think, but I know what I think, and I think , that I think just as well as you! What do you think? (M/f “Daria”)
  • An optimist is a man who is chased up a tree by a lion but enjoys the scenery anyway. – An optimist is a person who, running away from a lion, climbs a tree, but at the same time enjoys the scenery. (Walter Winchell)
  • I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. “I realized that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” (Maya Angelou)
  • You see beauty, I see pain. You see sky and I see acid rain. “You see beauty, I see pain.” You see the sky, and I see acid rain.
  • In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. – In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can do it.
  • VK statuses in English with translation- If you feel like no one cares about you, think again. – When you think that no one needs you, think again.
  • In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. – In the middle of difficulty there is opportunity. (Albert Einstein)
  • Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. – Motivation almost always wins over talent. (Ralph Norman Augustine)
  • May the most you wish for be the least you get. – Let the biggest thing you dream of be the smallest thing you get.
  • If you don"t design your own life plan, chances are you"ll fall into someone else"s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. – If you don’t create your own life plan, most likely you get caught up in someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. (Jim Rohn)

Are you registered on Vkontakte, Twitter or Facebook? If yes, then you probably know what statuses are on social networks and use them often. Sometimes we get tired of reading in statuses something notorious and ordinary like “I’m so tired of traffic jams”, “Today is the best day of my life!”, “All girls are like girls, but I’m a goddess” and so on and so forth. Those who study English often post interesting sayings and quotes on their pages. This looks quite interesting, especially when such statuses have a certain meaning.

I offer those who want to write something original (or not entirely) on their page, but don’t know what exactly, several options for statuses with meaning in English. Sometimes we would be happy to post something like this, but we don’t know where to look for it. Therefore, today I will give some interesting and smart sayings suitable for social networks. You have probably already heard some of them in Russian; in such cases, I was not focusing on originality, but simply gave an example of translating popular aphorisms on the Internet into English. More precisely, this is not even a translation, but the original sound of the phrase, that is, in the original language. Sometimes you’re simply amazed at how many sayings and jokes are literally “stolen” from English-language resources.

So, here are a few short statuses that you can post on your page on any social network:

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
All people seem normal until you get to know them.

If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
If no one hates you, then you are doing something uninteresting.

I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
I don't hate school. I just hate teachers, homework, exams and getting up early in the morning.

Do it now. Sometimes “Later” Becomes Never.
Take action now. Sometimes “later” becomes “never.”

A strong person is not the one who doesn’t cry. A strong person is one who is quiet and sheds tears for a moment, and then picks up his sword and fights again.
A strong person is not one who does not cry. A strong man is one who is calm and cries for only a second, and then picks up his sword and continues to fight.

Take your chances to make all of your dreams come true. Never wait too long or else it could all slip away in a blink of an eye.
Use the opportunities to make all your dreams come true. Never wait too long, otherwise all opportunities will slip away before you even blink.

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.
Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be others.

Two most honest people in this world, drunk people and little kids.
The two most honest types of people in the world are drunkards and little children.

You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you are blocking the traffic.
If you want to come into my life, the door is open. If you want to get out of it, the door is open. Just one request. Don't stand at the door, you'll delay traffic.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams.
About 90% of the record number of points in games on the phone were scored either in the toilet, or in lectures, or while studying for exams.

Not all men are fools, some stay bachelors.
Not all men are fools, some remain bachelors.

It’s funny how you can do nice things for people all the time, and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, it’s never forgotten.
It's funny how you do good things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make a mistake, no one will forget it.

You are gonna need therapy after you meet me.
After meeting me you will need treatment.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I am free from any prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.
I never look for problems, they look for me themselves.

Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.
Everything is becoming more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.

If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you dont, you’ll find an excuse.
If you really want something, you will find a way. If not, you will find an excuse.

I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to!

Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.
Learn to appreciate what you have before time forces you to appreciate what you had.

Be yourself. People may or may not like you, but it’s important that you stay true to who you are.
Be yourself. People may or may not like you, but the important thing is that you remain true to yourself.

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
Don't give up, starting is always hard.

Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!
Cheer up, tomorrow will be better, just believe!