Wise and witty quotes for VKontakte status. VKontakte statuses with meaning

Guys and girls face the same problem of what to write in their favorite quotes on VKontakte.

What to write in the favorite quotes section on VKontakte

Setting up a contact page takes a lot of time. It is important to include all your hobbies and preferences in your profile. You should not ignore such a choice as favorite quotes in contact what to write. By filling out this category, your account page will become more attractive.

You can enter various Favorite VKontakte quotes for girls:

If a guy or girl is more interested in the topic of relationships, then you can enter a query into the community search engine favorite quotes about love. Most popular communities:

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Statuses and quotes can be written on absolutely any topic. Love, girls, life, blondes, music, books - this is just a small list of topics for original statuses. To make your page even more interesting, quotes should not be hackneyed and old, but new and resonant.

A person’s profile should attract the attention of visitors. The more beautiful words and statuses are in the “favorite quotes” column, the more fun it will be for other users to view your account.

But even if you fill out all the required fields, this does not guarantee that users will subscribe and like you. Especially for this, we created this service, after registration on which you will be able to get likes and subscribers. Also, if you are an active user and have your own Instagram account, you will be interested in:

Many VKontakte communities daily update their resource with new phrases and excerpts from songs and books, which also fits well into the “favorite quotes” column. A good choice would be quotes from books by Russian and foreign classics.

As a rule, girls' favorite quotes and guys' favorite quotes are significantly different from each other. For example, a status such as “For some I am SUNSHINE, for some I am SUNstroke, and for others I DO NOT SHINE at all” will harmoniously fit into a girl’s profile. For guys, of course, their favorite quotes will consist of completely different statuses that are not similar to girls’ ones.

On this page you will find quotes for the group in VK; you will definitely need this information for general development.

You feel truly LONELY when you’re sitting on VKontakte like this, with your 200 friends. Nobody writes, and then a message comes from an old, forgotten friend: “Well, how is it?” and immediately the following: “Oh, this is not for you "

What is it like to be “Actively Searching”? Running down the street, pestering men, asking them to “fall in love with me, please!”

If a person changes statuses every 15 minutes, it means that he simply has no one to talk to.

IMAGINE: you wake up in the morning, come closer to the mirror - AND THERE INSTEAD OF A FACE IT’S WRITTEN: “THE SERVER WITH THIS PHOTO IS TEMPORARILY DISCONNECTED”

My life is just like “Santa Barbara”...there’s about to be a Happy Ending, when suddenly some new Julio appears.

I’ll live and I’ll see, I’ll live and I’ll know, I’ll survive and I’ll take into account...

Threat of the 21st century "Yes, I will remove you from my friends!!!"

Write the following status: “I’m deleting the profile. Add to Asya.” It seems like nothing special, but believe me, you will really find out who needs you and who doesn’t care about you.

Tired of being like everyone else? Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Delete your VK page!

Those who are doing well don’t write about it on their blogs... Those who have a mess in their personal lives “marry” their friends on VKontakte.

If VKontakte interferes with work... well, what the hell... such work

Wherever you are, whoever you become, do not disgrace those who raised you.

Every morning I wake up with hope, and go to bed with another disappointment...

The point is not to run fast, but to run early.

And the other day I bought myself an iPhone! - Don’t you have a complex that the phone is smarter than the owner??

The measure of life is not how long it lasts, but how you use it.

Why can’t you write a melody in your status that would start when you enter your page? After all, not all feelings can be explained in words...

Law of Contact: Until you comment on people’s photos, they won’t leave comments on yours.

The biology teacher spent the entire lesson arguing that the jaguar was an animal.

A normal person only needs 5 more minutes to get enough sleep!

All great people lived short lives... So something is not going well for me.

If a horse tells you that you are crazy, then you are.

The Ukrainian night is quiet, but the lard must be hidden.

If mom laughs at dad's jokes, it means there are guests in the house.

Surf the Internet less - Children will be healthier

Yesterday I went up to my mom, and I said, mom, give me some money, and my mom said, call Alena, Alena will give you =))))

Every talent is eventually buried in the ground.

I have no desires on VKontakte... because no one can give me You...

If you believe VKontakte, then we really remained friends...

You need to love with your soul, not with words...

An idle life is a premature death.

If they laugh at you, it means you bring joy to people.

I will never forgive such a phrase: “You were a mistake.” I am not just a mistake. I am that epic failure.

It’s unpleasant to drown in his eyes. Many people drown there. There's a crush there.

A well-fixed girl does not need foreplay...

There is a genius sleeping within each of us. And every day it gets stronger...

I don’t love him... I don’t love him yet... I just want to live next to him...

I am an Angel... But only the wings are in the wash, and the halo is being recharged.

“Insults are the arguments of the wrong” (Jean-Jacques Rousseau)

Who has an aptitude for mathematics? Grab a shovel and dig out the roots!

I apologize to everyone who received spam from me. But now you definitely remember that you have me as a friend

It is very important to find someone who looks at this world the same way as you

Honey, are hares really stupid animals? - Yes, my bunny, really!

With the right selection of literature in the toilet you can get a good education)))

The heart asks for affection and warmth, but life gives Lenor and a battery...

If you love, then a woman with whom your wife would not be ashamed...

A cleanly tidy apartment and a delicious dinner are two signs of a faulty computer

[...The Past called and said that he missed you...]

I want to take a salary increase course!

Dear Grandfather Frost - this letter is not spam, but a real opportunity to earn money...

Quotes in VK for status depend on the taste of a particular person. This collection contains the most worthy sayings for a status line.

The ability to express your thoughts is more important than just being smart

  1. Time doesn't pass. Just you and me will leave. Time will be forever. Talmud
  2. There is nothing complicated about kindness. Just the ability to mentally put yourself in someone else's place. M. Dietrich
  3. In order not to suffer from the pain of a closed door, look away and look at the opened one. H. Keller

Choose the most relevant and smart VK statuses and quotes!

  1. The worse a person’s memory, the greater the likelihood of becoming happy. I. Bergman
  2. As a rule, mentally handicapped people are endowed with at least cunning. I. Kant
  3. In order to tune in to victory, you need to mentally accept defeat. A.Lincoln
  4. Even if your thoughts are filled with justice, it does not mean that you yourself are fair. Aristotle

VK quotes for status - for those who are looking for inspiration before upcoming events.

  1. The fewer reasons a person has to be proud, the stronger he clings to each of them. Omar Khayyam
  2. Old age is given in order to realize, youth is given in order to gain experience. M. Eschenbach
  3. There is one thing that changes people more than cancer. And this is money. S. Buscemi

Give yourself a chance for a new beginning

If you want to emphasize your education, choose suitable VK statuses and quotes.

  1. Some say, wait and you'll get everything. Others - just stop waiting. Who to believe? It's entirely up to you. S. Ionescu
  2. If you don't know what to do with your life, we know one thing: something needs to change in it. R. Levich-Montalcini
  3. You should definitely like the smell of a person. Otherwise, love will not work. T. Konkina

VKontakte status-quotes will not only be an interesting addition to your page, but will also teach you something new.

  1. You can use other people's opinions and constantly look for other people's ideas. Or you can just use your own head. G. Caroline
  2. Would you call your life of poor quality? Then look for an explanation in your thoughts! R. Sharm
  3. You need to start the day with the most difficult task. And it’s not about the path to success, it’s just that it will free you from unnecessary thoughts. B.Gene King
  4. If you want to rest, I beg you, just rest. It is likely that this will not take very long. S. Kwolek

Explore only wise thoughts - choose quotes for your VKontakte status.

  1. The whole point of a great idea is that at the beginning it doesn’t seem great at all. R. Sharm
  2. In order to move to a new stage, most often you need to pay attention to the little things. Leonardo da Vinci
  3. Whatever happens to you, the solution is to realize your place and try to move from it in the right direction.

Kindness is stronger than beauty, according to the strongest

Quotes for VKontakte status - for those who are ready to defend strong ideas.

  1. In this life, it is important to know enough women to find one, and to know love with her. F. Nietzsche
  2. Let's wish others happiness. Perhaps someone will wish it for us too. Z. Freud
  3. In this world, too few things matter. Remember this before you start worrying. E.M. Remarque

Are you looking for meaning in what is happening? Perhaps quotes and VKontakte statuses will help you.

  1. Your departure will not always be noticeable. And if it doesn’t, then you definitely did the right thing by leaving... L.N. Tolstoy
  2. You can swear allegiance to anyone, but not to an intelligent woman. P. Buast
  3. Each of us must have shortcomings that are interesting for our spouse to correct. Z. Freud
  4. True love is an action. E.M. Remarque
  1. A girl who ruins a marriage is a sheep. Simply because he will only go for such a ram... F. Ranevskaya
  2. Here's the problem - I went on a diet, lost weight, but my life never improved. F. Ranevskaya
  3. Don't be sad if they laugh at you. Believe me, it will be much worse if they start crying. M. Zhvanetsky

It is advisable to always call a spade a spade

If you want to touch the feelings of your friends on social networks, use beautiful quotes for your VK status.

  1. Want to know more about a person? Ask him to talk about himself as a friend, or better yet, an acquaintance. O. Wild
  2. Just think, each person is a separate world in a separate head. G. Heine
  3. Before you start talking about what was not asked, remember that this is what fools most often do. Plato
  4. What does it take to be happy? Yes, just to be loved for who we are. V. Hugo
  5. Do you want to become taller than you are? Pay attention to your social circle. M. Twain

Beautiful quotes for VK status - in order to better explain to others your position in life.

  1. Something does not work? So, it's time to work on your thoughts! L. Tolstoy
  2. Don't be too happy if it suddenly becomes easy. Better check if you're flying into the abyss... G. Ford
  3. A husband is that person who doesn’t remember when your birthday is, but remembers exactly how old you are. F. Ranevskaya
  4. Just for a second, dream about something more than money. This can be a surprisingly small thing. Confucius

Fill your VKontakte statuses with worthy and smart thoughts!

Life is a fool's story. There is a lot of noise, effects, and inside there is a meaningless emptiness.

Lost the meaning of life? Try to do meaningful things!

Only in struggle, in battle can one find the meaning of life!

Doing good deeds, living for others and not for yourself - this is the real meaning of life! – Aristotle

Best status:
Seeing pictures of the distant past, looking for echoes of the past - this is the meaning of our mortal existence!

And only when a man doesn’t care about a woman will he never deceive her!

Yes, I was a disgusting bitch, but I was faithful to you to the end!

Lazy people simply do not exist. You just need to be able to choose a motivating goal.

Yes, a constant smile, good mood, optimism are by no means a panacea for success. But this will spoil the mood of others so much that it’s worth living positively for this alone!

Don't strive for money or success. It is much more important to find meaning! - Albert Einstein

A person’s spiritual calling does not contain any complex, pompous goals. Everything is very simple. The main thing is to find the meaning of your life!

Love cannot be assessed, just as it cannot be bought.

I'm tired of everyone and myself because everyone always disappoints me and I put too much hope on them.

Everything is in our hands, never give up!

There is no better way to win someone's love than to give yours.

Even if I knew what to do, I still wouldn't know what to do.

Don't believe what your lips whisper, but believe what your eyes say

As soon as a person decides to move mountains, someone immediately appears ready to break his neck.

The optical sight point on your forehead is also someone’s point of view. (Lee Harvey Oswald)

I do the same as I was raised

The whole world is a stage, and we are actors in it. (William Shakespeare)

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Love is out there, just look around.

Not life, but a fairy tale, not a fairy tale, but paradise.

Some people claim that they made it to the top, when in fact they just floated up there

I don't talk about life, I live.

Love, dream, suffer, fall in love, but never humiliate yourself!

After studying the Kama Sutra, she came to the conclusion that the most suitable pose for her was “Come on tomorrow.”

Love forgives everything except unlove.

You throw around words, and then people remember them and don’t sleep...

Intuition is the ability of our head to smell with our butt.

Tell the mirror how bad you feel and you will know the value of your whining.

Life is a dream, I wish I could get some sleep!

Say only good things about yourself; whoever said it will be forgotten, but what was said will remain!

A confession once left unspoken may remain unspoken forever.

Our heart is a treasure, waste it right away - you will become a beggar.

I'm in love, but I'll consider options.

True love is like a ghost: everyone talks about it, but almost no one has seen it.

If life has turned its back on you, don’t be upset - adapt.

You need to love while you can. For who knows whether tomorrow will come or not!

Love gives us the strength to wake up, always breathe and always smile.

The worst thing is to wait for everyone and then catch up...

Never believe what they say behind your back. Sometimes it’s just gossip and slander.

If you can talk, you can sing, and if you can walk, you can dance.

New love will never heal the wounds of the old one, it will only numb the pain.

They say that it is very difficult to hold your breath for a long time, but it is even more difficult to see a loved one and not hug him.

You need to appreciate those who love you and not chase after those who are happy without you.

If you have a person you can run to with dirty, ponytailed hair, a racing heart and tears in your eyes, then appreciate it. Appreciate it like life

It's very painful to be friends with someone you love...

Better a terrible ending than endless fear.

Seconds without loved ones last for hours, and hours with loved ones fly by in seconds...

After the black stripe, the white one always begins, if you don’t follow it along...

Everyone has enemies, but God save us from friends...

Smart people are not those who talk a lot, but those who say a lot.

Still, it’s better to do something and regret it than to do nothing and then regret it.

You can't change your life overnight. But overnight you can change thoughts that will change your life forever.

My character provides me with high-quality natural selection: those who are not worthy do not survive and are eliminated.

If you can’t live as you want, live as you can.

Real friends are those who saw you without makeup and you were able to be yourself.

Never tell people about your troubles, most are not interested at all, and the rest are happy that you have them!

In love, even too much is not enough.

Men want to be women's first love, and women want to be their last.

They meet on ICQ, communicate via VKontakte, and fall in love with their classmates.

Love carefully, but truly!

Never turn down an opportunity to learn something.

I set a status about love, I’m waiting for love.

Each of us has our own world, which only YOU know about!

If you want to drive on red, have a lot of green ones...

Life is a dream, when we die we wake up...

You need to be able to forgive people for their mistakes, because one day you will make mistakes yourself...

It is impossible to win in love, you can only leave.

These eyes don't mind...

Justice is when the weak yields to the strong, stupidity yields to intelligence, and evil yields to good.

You cannot hold back rain, a girl and life by force.

The main enemy of love is not lies, betrayal or betrayal, the main enemy of love is indifference!

And I’m smart, but they beat me often...

You can't go back in time and change your start, but you can start now and change your finish!

You can't buy love, but you pay hard for it.

He is not wise who knows a lot, but he who knows what is necessary.

Love is like a rare flower that grows at the very top of the mountain and requires great courage to receive it.

Life is steps forward, steps back, but I’m still dancing!

Never offend or try to lie to a person who looks into your eyes and sees his life in them...

Something happens today, something happens tomorrow – that’s life.

Just one step forward, and behind you are already a lot of problems and people you hate.

Before you start speaking, make sure someone is listening.

Have your own opinion. It is difficult to maintain and demanding, but it is worth it.

Thanks to those who left me in difficult times. You made me stronger. So much stronger that it’s better for us not to cross paths

Do not be an idiot!

It’s better to leave right away than to cling to the dead remnants of friendship later

It’s not cigarettes, it’s not drugs, it’s not alcohol and it’s not their lifestyle that spoils people.. these are all small things compared to how people themselves spoil people..

The fewer teeth a person has, the better he filters the market.

1 perfect minute, just one, but you remember your whole life and your heart skips a beat just like then.

So you call yourself free... Tell me, free from something, or free for something?

The goal in life is the pursuit of a goal.

There are no lazy people. There are worthless goals - that is, goals that do not inspire.

Love is easy to lose and hard to return.

If you are afraid, don’t do it, but if you start doing it, then do it, and don’t be afraid of anything!

many people don't even realize that they are a constant topic of conversation

nothing makes evening streets more beautiful than the absence of people on them

What a person thinks about is what he becomes.

If you were able to express your love in words, then you love little.

Love can kill time, and time can kill time.

Sad people don't think about love, they already know about it...

The appearance is like first gear in a car...

“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.” Theodore Roosevelt

Shoot my soul!

If you don't love, don't kiss!

Time does not beat, but slowly kills.

Life is a dream. I wish I could get some sleep!

Without love you are lost... without love I am lost...

And even if fate is not fair, life is a game, play beautifully!

“The existence of God is so obvious that not believing in Him is a sin, and it is so unobvious that believing in Him is a merit.” Karl Jaspers

Life is cruel and unfair, but that’s how we make it ourselves.

Silence and a smile are two powerful weapons. A smile is a way to solve many problems, while silence helps to avoid them.

“Having lost your dignity, pretend that it is not yours.” Gennady Malkin

I don’t have bad habits, I have a habit of being mischievous