Chapter Six Joint trip to the bathhouse
To be honest, I didn’t go to the bathhouse with my future husband. The first time we went to the bathhouse with him was only in the first year after the wedding, when we came to sell the house of the late doctor.
The mood was sad...
But they began to build their dacha - precisely from the bathhouse. And this time, in the bathhouse, the man must take the initiative. Therefore, I give the floor to my husband A. Novikov
Darling in the sauna
A bamboo broom strokes me...
He gently pats my back
I lay down in hellish heat
Prostrated on the bench
How hot it is to sweat on a shelf...
My towel is getting wet
Here I am lying so naked
My mood is changeable!
Finally…
I went outside...
the tender body glows with heat.
The Senegirs are admiring me...and the weather is so snowy
Naked like this...
the sparkling snow takes me torn to pieces
I'm from a blazing hot sauna
I’m rushing to the snowdrift with my hot soul...
Let's put the poems aside and start from the beginning
I will not reveal a secret if I say that in Russia the bathhouse is a national entertainment, where people relax where fire and water meet, giving rise to either heavenly clouds or the threshold of hell, while absolutely not thinking about the consequences on health, and yet Bath caresses are a multifaceted, exciting activity and do not boil down to a primitive shvark-shvark and you’re done.
This is where children used to be conceived. The Komi-Permyaks have a saying: “Banya bydos lechitas” (“The bathhouse will fix everything”). Since ancient times, our ancestors skillfully used the healing effects of bath heat. Chiropractors treated various types of injuries in the bathhouse. This is also where births most often took place (“homelands”). According to ancient belief, a Permian woman in labor had to bring firewood to the bathhouse with her own hands and heat it so that the child would be born strong.
The bath begins in the dressing room. Of course, this is not a great pole striptease, but it’s still delicious.
Next, keeping your girlfriend warm on the shelf. Without any special addition of steam, but the spectacle is very exciting: the girl basks and relaxes while lying on the hot boards. It’s very nice to lie next to you at this moment.
Steam and heal
Is it worth steaming together according to the ancient custom? The answer is clear – it’s worth it! This is good not only for health, but also for strengthening the family. Here you should choose the aroma of bath heat.
In a Russian bathhouse, not plain water is often poured onto hot stones, but bath cocktails in the form of an aromatic infusion of herbs.
For colds, mint, sage, thyme, and eucalyptus leaf are used;
Soothing thyme, mint, oregano, chamomile, birch buds, green spruce needles;
Birch, oak, linden leaves, oregano herb, and thyme improve breathing.
The medicinal mixture is brewed in advance in a thermos.
Brooms are widely used in Russian baths, and each broom causes a specific effect. For example, a birch broom has an analgesic, calming and bronchial dilatation effect, an oak broom has a calming, anti-inflammatory effect, a linden broom facilitates breathing, increases urination, and also helps with headaches and colds.
We warmed ourselves without extreme heat and a broom - it’s better to wash yourself before it’s time to take a steam bath. A long and pleasant period of mutual soaping with your palms and a special mitten, then the delightful rinsing of the foam! Generously allow the woman to wash her hair herself; you must wash all other parts of the delightful body yourself! Then demand the same attention to yourself. The pleasure will be mutual. There is generally a lot of room for flight of fancy, but remember that you need to know when to stop. Your main goal is not to wash her, but to show yourself as a god, walking on clouds of steam and carrying her away to unearthly pleasures.
Usually, this is the critical point.
The optimal position for relieving male tension in a bathhouse with a woman’s hand is standing. It’s better not to do this in the steam room. Even the strongest heart can't stand it. Here it is necessary to take into account that after this there is a little less energy left for the main washing event. It’s better, of course, not to rush things, but what happened, happened...
Now, even if you managed to resist temptation, you can relax after washing in the dressing room and kiss your clean beloved.
And the actual bathhouse!
And heating the oven...
Then, the dressing room, and the ritual of undressing.
Next, keeping your girlfriend warm on the shelf. Without any special addition of steam, but the spectacle is very exciting, watching a girl bask and relax lying on the hot boards. It’s very nice to lie next to her at this moment.
We warmed ourselves without extreme heat and a broom - it’s better to wash yourself before it’s time to take a steam bath. A long and pleasant period of mutual soaping with your palms and a special mitten, then the delightful rinsing of the foam!
In the east, in the bathhouse they use coffee grounds left over from their morning coffee. After a coffee bath, the body becomes elastic and velvety, but I’ll tell you right away, it’s better to stir the coffee into hot chocolate! Then the skin really improves and the woman relaxes. True, then you’ll have to clean the bathhouse... *I’m saying this as an experienced spouse)
While you are rinsing a woman from soap or chocolate, male delight rises until five minutes to twelve. Here let the girl take the initiative again, the wife wrote - how to do it. Then rinsing...
When it's snowing outside, it's a special conversation!
Water and a pool are great, of course, but it's not quite the same... If you're both warmed up to the point of redness, then go ahead. It is better to wear warm slippers or short-cut felt boots on your feet. You don't need to wear anything else! Only the soles of the feet are cold, everything else is not!!! Once you persuade even the frailest girl, who is afraid of a cold, to jump out into the street with you, you are guaranteed three or four minutes of very vivid sexual impressions!!! Screams, squeals, fleeting smacks and wallowing in the snow are enough for you to remember this all your life, rolling your eyes!
And the main rule! To protect yourself from an accidental cold, you should finally take a good steam bath and immediately dress warmly. And into the house, take the cutie into your arms, and take it to a secluded place for half an hour.
A woman's view of going to the Bathhouse
I’m going with my sweetheart to the bathhouse to warm myself up.
While we are walking, we are talking.
I'll unwind a little, forget about my troubles
For a nice, pleasant stretch of the body.
I go into the dressing room and take off my clothes,
While my man rubs oil into his hands
I lie down on the shelf and close my eyes
It can only be so sweet with someone you love!
I'm lying naked. Our sauna! Hot!
His hand is skillful and light
First, lightly stroke the body
Then he will tear it apart and then he will mash it
Problems and sorrows - everything will disappear!
I feel him rubbing me
And then he warms up every muscle
Massage is happiness and tenderness take off
How his hands glide and his body sings!
Now he takes his... excellent
Oh God, into me? He's so big!
You need to relax, but don't worry!
Tell me, dear husband, am I really good?
I sigh, but I muffle the groan inside.
I lie quietly and don’t disturb him,
Well, he has already made his way inside.
Just a little more... Oh! ah! Ugh!
And I had an orgasm.
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Reviews
Fun and brightly written. A bathhouse is always great and good for your health. What a wonderful place for erotic games!
I recently read somewhere that birch is very beneficial for the female body. In every aspect. And what sex after the steam room!
A birch broom with leaves improves the quality of women's skin, and a broom without leaves scratches it during action... There will be a lot of marks and it itches a lot. And if you then wipe it with vodka...
A funny incident happened to us in Zakopane (Poland), where my friend and I were snowboarding and skiing a few days ago. In the evening we decided to go to the local thermal baths to warm up and went to a section where there were only a few pools, and the main emphasis in relaxation was on a variety of saunas. We went into the baths, I immediately climbed into the pool in my swimsuit. But an angry girl in clothes came and almost pulled me out of the pool, because, as it turned out, everyone goes to these baths naked: they didn’t say this at the entrance and there were no signs, but that’s kind of what is meant here, and we’re Russian klutzes and don’t We know how it is in enlightened Europe. I didn’t immediately understand the rules here, since everyone mostly walks around the premises in towels. Bani, like you, probably. understood, joint. Well, in general, we didn’t care, only it was strange in what seemed to us a religious Poland, where even abortions, except in exceptional cases, are prohibited, to come across such baths: we took off our swimsuits, put on the towels given to us, and even thought that it was good , since you won’t have to dry your swimsuits later, it’s convenient. It was easy to recognize many of our compatriots by the way they laughed when they learned about the local rules, as if in the fifth grade of school they were again explaining to us in a biology lesson the topic about stamens and pistils. To be honest, we were also susceptible to this fun, especially when, together with other Russian girls, we stood peacefully in the pool, and a guy in glasses and a mask rushed past us several times, it was unclear what he was looking for. And he swam around us in circles like the brigantine, so in the end we even decided to say something bad to him so as not to interfere with his rest.
Still annoying were some older men (there were no young Polish women seen in this pool at all, only a couple of older women), who occupied an excellent vantage point in another pool and looked at the profiles of girls entering the other, main, pool in the light. In the sauna, a young man tried to pester a girl we knew, seemingly accidentally touching her with his fingers (at least with his fingers) several times, which, frankly, was annoying in the bathhouse - a place where he came to relax, and not get to know someone unknown. I remember that we were also pestered in the jacuzzi in the joint baths in Stockholm by the Turks, although everyone there was in swimsuits. It’s so terrible: I came to rest, but still have to defend myself, avoid someone.
Some Russians actually found it very difficult to undress; it was clear that for some it could even become a psychological trauma. because they came to this sauna with close friends and relatives, dads, brothers, etc., trainers, in front of whom they clearly did not want to expose themselves. Some girls spent the whole time only in those two saunas where they were allowed to wear a towel. And the Russian men, for the most part, did not disrespect the local customs and did not feel so macho in these saunas, they suggested that I stick to them so that “no one would accidentally pester and what would happen,” but they themselves took off the towels only in extreme cases, in those saunas where people were almost kicked out by the girl supervisors (it was thought that all they needed was a whip) if people did not sit naked, and in the pool, since they were not allowed to swim in towels. Well, this is inconvenient on top of everything else. Some poor, modest Russian girls have never swum in a thermal pool, even though they paid money for entry. I ask some Russians how they liked the Turkish steam room, which they haven’t visited yet. They answer: “Great, there is so much steam that you can’t see anything, so go ahead.” Something like that.
Many nations have their own bathing traditions, which may seem strange and sometimes indecent to others. Not in every country, when entering a local bathhouse, a Russian will feel feel at home.
Three in a Japanese barrel
Traditional Japanese baths may seem the most “shameless” to a Russian person. A furaco sauna bath is a large wooden barrel filled with water. Often thiswater was taken from hot thermal springs. In order not to change the water every time after washing one person, washing with soap and a washcloth is done in advance.
The whole family or just a few people can sit in the furaco, if the barrel is located in a public bathhouse, for this purpose there are benches on the sides of the barrel. In public Japanese baths in the old days there were servant girls who also provided intimate services to visitors. Some entertainment establishments in Japan continue this tradition today. Are they called "soapland"? and in them clients are washed, and then “entertained”.
However, not all bathhouse attendants are girls of easy virtue. Sometimes they prefer to hire girls because women would be uncomfortable usingservices of male bathhouse attendants. At the same time, there may not be an intimate component - the accompanying people will show you how to use the bathhouse, make sure that in a barrel ofWith hot water, visitors will not feel sick; they will add aromatic oils to the water and give them a massage.
Nowadays, most public baths in Japan (sento) are divided into male and female halves, although this was not always the case: over the centuries, relevant laws have been approved and then repealed. Sento may have large pools of heated water.Many sento bathhouses prohibit people with tattoos from entering, as they may be suspected of belonging to the mafia. There are also some establishments where foreigners are not welcome.
Bath equality
In many European baths there is no separation between men's and women's areas - everyone sits in the same room or splashes in the same pool. In Germany, many baths are located in areas with thermal waters. They are usually divided into two halves: in onethere are swimming pools and water attractions, in the other there are actually saunas and steam rooms. Swimsuits and swimming trunks are allowed only in the pool area. And come to the bathhouse in a swimsuit- nonsense. On the doors of the room where it is customary to sit naked, the letters FFK - Freikörperkultur - “Free Body Culture” are usually written.
The shyest ones can wrap themselves in a cotton towel - the Germans do not approve of synthetics, believing that they negate the healing effect of the bath. But usually no one
does not look at anyone - in the bathhouse everyone is equal. Rather, they will look at the guest wrapped in a towel.
The whole family goes to German baths, so in one steam room there can be teenagers, their parents, and very young children. Sometimes, however, they organize “women’s days”when men are not allowed into the bath complex.
You cannot make noise in German baths - this interferes with the relaxation of other guests.
It is worth saying that in the XV-XVII centuries. in Rus' in baths too
joint washings of men and women were practiced, and
an imperial decree prohibiting everyone from washing together,
came out only under Catherine II in 1782. Before that, the decree
The Governing Senate of 1741 was not successful.
This custom finally came to an end only in the era
Alexandra I. 
To the bathhouse - for important contracts
In Finland, it is not customary to refuse an invitation to the sauna. There, as in Germany, they sit “in what the mother gave birth to,” and the status of the neighbor is not taken into account. There is a sauna
even in the Houses of Parliament. They say that until the 80s, parliament meetings were held there on Thursdays.
All Finnish consulates and embassies abroad have their own saunas.So if you want to sign an important agreement with a Finn or discuss any problem, you will have to go to the sauna with him. It is there that Finns, who are usually closed and not very fond of making contact, loosen up and willingly conduct complex negotiations. Former Finnish President Martti Ahtisaari liked to discuss the most serious issues with foreign politicians in the sauna. All ministers and presidents sat naked, as expected. And Nikita Khrushchev in 1960 had to steam in a Finnish saunaembassy for five hours until he and President Urho Keccone came to agreement on important issues.
Families go to the sauna together, but in public saunas men and women steam separately. Many Finns are offended when they talk about intimate relationships in saunas, believing that this opinion came from Germany in the 70s. There are even floating saunas in Finland, which are not recommended for people sensitive to motion.
Gay saunas
In Sweden, for a long time there were special sauna clubs for people with non-traditional orientation. The government banned them in 1987, citing the spread of HIV, but the ban was lifted in 2001. The authorities consideredthat during the ban there was neither a sharp increase in morbidity rates nor a sharp decrease in them.
Another argument in favor of permission was that promiscuity in random places carries a much greater risk.
In the USA, similar baths also existed and were banned in the mid-80s in New York (1985) and San Francisco (1984). In the UK, gay saunas operate andnow: the largest network is located in London and is called Chariots. They have swimming pools, steam rooms, massage rooms.
The saunas of this chain are open 24 hours a day. There are similar establishments in many countries around the world. A few years ago, the BBC reported that a famous gay sauna and a Vatican department coexisted in a historic palazzo in Rome.
In European countries, shared or shared baths and saunas are considered quite common. Where men and women, as well as their children, wash together without swimming trunks or swimsuits. Frankly speaking, being in a bathhouse in a swimsuit or swimming trunks is a rather stupid activity. There is nothing more disruptive to normal bathing procedures than synthetic textile accessories on the body. This is, of course, if you didn’t just go to warm up, but deliberately came to the bathhouse precisely for what the contrast of a 100-degree steam room and almost 100% air humidity, and a cold shower or font gives your body. And also herbal tea, fruit, a shallow pool to relax rather than swim at speed, meditative music, a terry robe and dim lights.
In Germany and Austria, 70% of baths and saunas do not have separate sections for men and women; this would be too expensive. No one will build from 5 to 18 steam rooms for literally every taste and color and several pools of different depths and temperatures separately for men and separately for women. And being in a bathhouse in swimming trunks and swimsuits, as described above, is a rather harmful and ridiculous activity that does not allow a person to feel the beauty and depth of the bathing procedure. It happens, of course, that such an establishment organizes a separate women’s day. Once a week, for example, or once a month. So that women who can’t stand being around a lot of unfamiliar naked men can also come and relax. On other days, the vast majority of baths and saunas in Germany and Austria, including those at water parks, are general and “swimsuit-free.”
In Holland there are 100% of such baths; there are simply no others. In Eastern Europe (Poland, Czech Republic, Hungary and Slovakia) there are about half of these baths. But despite the apparent stereotype, in northern Europe (Sweden, Finland and the Baltic states) there are very few such baths. I don’t know what it’s connected with.
In Moscow (St. Petersburg, Kyiv, Yekaterinburg and other cities of the former USSR) such baths do not officially exist. However, you would be surprised how many there really are. All of them are not of the official nature of common or joint baths, but if you wish, you can easily find information about them in open sources.
How does this happen. There is a certain organizer who negotiates with some washing establishment that once a week (as a rule) he will rent the entire premises for a few hours for his company. Guarantees that this will happen constantly (i.e. without omissions) and receives a discount for this. And in general, it is beneficial for any enterprise to have regular, guaranteed customers. Next, the organizer first calls his friends, then they bring their own, then a group appears on VKontakte, Facebook or somewhere else. Where anyone can sign up (or friends of friends).
Among certain circles - visitors to such baths - information is gradually spreading that on Monday there is a bathhouse at such and such a place. And on Thursday, somewhere else - at someone else's. And so on. The information is also quite open and can be found if desired.
To be fair, we note that not all organizers are happy when strangers come to them straight from the street. Many people ask you to at least call in advance and tell them about yourself, where you got the information from, who you know, who you’re coming with, and so on. Phone numbers are published in the public domain. There is still a lot of “club” in such events in our country. In Europe, where this is official, there are naturally no organizers; you can come and go at any time, and the owner of the establishment, or rather his employees, monitors the adequacy of your behavior.
What can you say about the rules? The rules are the same everywhere: don’t use drugs, don’t be very drunk, don’t have sex. Many organizers do not accept alcohol at all. As well as heavy, unhealthy food on the common table. No one forbids making acquaintances and showing signs of attention. Just in case, I’ll write it a second time: sex is prohibited. No, of course there are even more closed meetings where they gather for sex. But now we are not talking about such establishments at all.
Believe me, where people gather for sex, no one is interested in the bathhouse as such. I'm interested in the presence of "relaxation rooms", but the steam rooms stand empty all the way. This is not why people gather there. I wouldn’t be surprised if the same people go to one bathhouse one day to wash, and on another day, excuse me, to have sex. Everywhere, as they say, has its own interest clubs. And to each his own.
I would also like to emphasize that the “club” nature of the events implies mutual respect, compliance with the rules of specific organizers (for example, they may ask you not to talk loudly, or not to bring beer, or to come only with your partner). If you are visiting for the first time, it is better to first take a closer look at how others behave.
So, in Moscow there are several common joint baths.
Baths in the Izmailovo Hotel on the 30th floor, in the Alpha and Vega buildings
Capacity – 40 people. The premises are almost symmetrical, but there are significant differences. There is only one, but large Finnish steam room in Alpha. In Vega, the Finnish steam room is smaller, but there is a Turkish hammam, and it is very hot, hotter than the required 40 degrees. In addition, Vega has a Jacuzzi bath, but Alpha does not. In the Vega building the pool is 3x5 meters, in the Alpha building - 2x4 m. In the Alpha building there are windows (don't forget about the 30th floor)! There is also a glass roof, which is very useful in summer.
Joint sessions are known on Fridays from 19:00 to 23:00. In Alpha also on Sunday from 13:00 to 17:00.
Plant "Compressor", Aviamotornaya metro station,2nd st. Enthusiasts
Capacity – 20 people. There is a Finnish sauna, something like a hammam (just a warm room for 4 people with steam and wooden benches), and a 3x3 meter swimming pool. The pool is always cold. Since this is a separate building, it is possible to go outside. A very homely atmosphere, a lot of things that accompany bath procedures. The owner of the bathhouse prefers to spend time with his guests.
Joint sessions almost every day on weekdays from 19:00 to 23-24:00 and on weekends either from 14:00, or from 16:00, or from 19:00.
Pool MPEI, st. Krasonokazarmennaya, 13 B
Capacity – 30 people. There is a small but very hot Finnish steam room, a plunge pool, and an infrared cabin for 1-2 people. Large recreation room with pool table. Some organizers have an agreement on free access to the pool (25 meters, swimming trunks/swimsuit and rubber cap required).
Joint sessions are held in sauna No. 2B on Mondays, Fridays and Sundays from 19:00 or 20:00 to 23:00. And although the place has been known among the general bath community for quite some time, finding information on the organizers is very difficult.
Bathhouse near Oktyabrskoye Pole metro station, on Narodnogo Opolcheniya Street, 43 k2
Capacity – 50 people. The largest space. Finnish steam room, 3x5 meter swimming pool, jacuzzi. Lots of rest rooms. One has a billiard table and a table tennis table. In another there is a massage table, in the third you can conduct sessions of energy or tantric practices.
Joint sessions on Fridays from 20:00 to 24:00, on Saturdays from 19:30 to 23:00, Wednesdays from 19:30 to 22:30. There are other days, but I don't know them.
Bathhouse near Vladykino metro station, Gostinichny Proezd, 8k1
Capacity – 30 people. Finnish steam room, large Turkish hammam, 3x3 meter pool. The hammam is huge – the bathhouse is called “Hamam” even from the street.
Joint sessions are regularly held on Mondays, Fridays and Sundays from 19:00 to 23:00, as well as occasionally on other days.
Bathhouse in Lotus-House (formerly "Women's World") on Poshtovaya Street
This is the newest space of all the ones listed. Made not according to Russian, but rather according to European standards. For example, there are no closed rest rooms with beds at all. But there are several steam rooms at once. Capacity – 30 people. Two Finnish steam rooms and two hammams. All with different temperatures. There is no pool. The shower cabins are very interestingly made - in wooden barrels.
Joint sessions on Fridays from 17:00 to 23:00 and on Sundays from 19:00 to 23:00.
Tsaritsyn and Warsaw baths, CSKA swimming pool near Dynamo metro station
These are not so popular among organizers, but quite well-known bathing places in Moscow. Quite spacious and quite high quality. They are regularly repaired. Each room is designed for 50-60 people.
How I took a steam bath in the nudist baths of Austria
I wanted to touch on a slightly fun topic about how it is customary for the Austrians to go to the bathhouse. I had to overcome myself and plunge into the nudist theme - visit the public baths. Shock and embarrassment. Yes, it’s customary for them to go naked to saunas, and then plop into the pool.
Then I went to sauna events: they whipped me with a hot flag, smeared me with a sticky, prickly and cold thing, and forced me to sit naked in a sauna for 20 minutes.
I did this only for you, to write this story! Of course I didn't take any photos :-)
In the fall, Lena and I had a decorous, aristocratic vacation at a wonderful resort in Austria. People come to this retirement town for the thermal springs. How can you live in Bad Ischl and not improve your health?
We collected towels and bathing accessories and headed to the Eurothermen baths.
Eurothermen thermal springs
I'll tell you the system briefly. At the entrance you pay a ticket of €16 for 4 hours. You are given a bracelet watch. You apply them to the turnstile and the time is up. If you dare to take off all your clothes and go to the nudist area, you will be charged another €7.5 for the whole day. They will need to be paid upon departure.
We go to the locker rooms. They are common. Here and there naked bodies flash. Of course, we changed clothes in the cabins. I didn’t tell Lena that there was a cult of naturalists here, but she began to guess. :-)
Thermal pool complex
I'll tell you about the pools. (Most of the photos are from Daria Pismenyuk). At the entrance we are greeted by a warm swimming pool with mineral water. We immediately plop into it. So glad! Along the edges there are underwater loungers with a Jacuzzi, fountains for the back and neck.
I go through the turnstile. The display says that I will be charged about €7 more. I open the doors. They say that you are crossing a nudist zone and it would not hurt you to undress. At the entrance there is a large hall with sun loungers. Some are cooling down after the bath, others are just reading the newspaper. I exposed myself and covered myself with a towel just in case. I rinsed off in the shower and went to the saunas.
How many saunas are there! I walked around for about 10 minutes and studied them. I went to each one. You must remove your slippers upon entry. You cannot sit on your butt on wooden surfaces. All places where the skin comes into contact with the wood must be covered with a towel! That is, put it under your butt and legs.
Kaiser sauna, Country house sauna, Mine sauna, Gallery sauna, Stone bath, Steam bath, Saltwater inhalation grotto, Infrared cabins, Large saltwater pool, Hot whirlpool, Cold pool.
I don’t remember which sauna is called. Choose from the list above according to your meaning. At the entrance there are signs everywhere: what it’s called, what the temperature and humidity are, how long you need to stay there.
I went into the first sauna. I looked at how everyone was laying out towels. I did the same. It seemed like no one was looking sideways at me. There were no grandmothers :-) There were ladies and men with decent physiques. Hot.
I went into the next sauna. It's not so hot there anymore. I sat and warmed myself. There are several girls around. One of them lies with her legs bent at the knees. He became embarrassed and moved on.
I looked into the bathhouse. It’s very humid and not hot – I’ll come here for the last time. I'm walking down the corridor. On the right, men are splashing in the jacuzzi. I don’t want to go to them :-) After each sauna you need to take a shower - I took a shower.
What is this foggy glass door? He opened it and went in. Still nothing is visible because of the steam. Here, apparently, you need to stand and breathe. I don’t know how many people stood and breathed next to me - I didn’t see anything. I felt somehow uneasy. Came out.
Ahead is a large swimming pool for naturalists. A naked old man is splashing in the water. There - on the back, back on the stomach. There are still people around the edges. I'll buy it later if no one is there.
The bathhouse attendant, with a towel on his hips, said something in German. Everyone obediently followed him. I came to get a report for you! I also had to go. What do I have to lose already?
Everyone went outside. It's kind of chilly there. There is another large round sauna outside! We all went there. The bathhouse attendant closed the door, put up some kind of sign, and turned over the hourglass. I realized that I was stuck here for at least 20 minutes.
Everyone sat in a circle on wooden benches opposite the trolley. The bath attendant turned up the heat. The temperature began to rise. People laid out their bodies on towels in a relaxed manner. I sat quietly, not showing much of my charms. On the top shelf at the level of my shoulders, a couple of men sat down and started a conversation with each other. I wasn’t very pleased to be near their scrotums and I moved away :-)
While the temperature was rising, I timidly looked around at those around me. They were all quite young, 25-35 years old, with a pleasant build. There are slightly more men than women. How can I write more correctly? There is something to see :-)
Queue for white powder
Meanwhile, the temperature is rising noticeably! The bathhouse attendant came in and kicked everyone out into the street. Everyone lined up. Everyone dipped their hand into the barrel. I took white powder. And rubbed it on his sweaty skin. What is this?
It was my turn. He scooped up the white powder with his hand. He began to rub it on his skin. The grains were very large. It tore my skin like sand. It's salt! Everyone went back to the sauna to sweat.
Why is the bath attendant waving the Austrian flag?
The show didn't end there. Now the temperature was already approaching 80. The bathhouse attendant came in. Brought a flag. Added essential oils. Why does he need a flag? :-)
Not only did he bring the flag, but he also began to sing songs and wave it patriotically. It dawned on me - to make it even hotter! Now he approached everyone and waved the flag in front of their faces. The heat hit me so much that I was almost left without eyebrows and eyelashes. I'm already overheated. Time ran out and everyone began to leave. We took turns taking showers outside.
When I came to her, I couldn’t say anything due to overheating. My body and I were in shock. I wanted to tell her everything and take her there, but it was already ten o’clock. Time to go home. That evening I slept like the dead.
Second round with the bathhouse attendant. Who will win?
The next evening I managed to persuade Lena to take off her clothes and go to the kingdom of naturalists. Yesterday I looked at the schedule of bathhouse performances. I've already been to the salt plant. Now let's go together to learn some obscure German word :-)
We are now taking bolder steps into the clothing-free zone. Lena quickly undressed and wrapped herself in a towel. The bathhouse attendant again calls you outside to the round sauna. Turns the heat back on.
What has the cheerful mass entertainer prepared for today?
We sat in a circle. Lena sits wrapped in a towel. I'm a little more relaxed. That's it... break. Everyone comes out. Lena had to part with her towel. There is a queue outside for the bathhouse attendant. Everyone approaches him and he carefully sprays liquid from a spray bottle in front and behind. What is it this time? Salt? No!
Mint water. The sensations are unusual. We go back to the sauna. It’s somehow strange - the air is hot, but the skin is cooled. Mint stings the most in the folds, especially in the back :-)
Not as extreme as yesterday with salt and flag. But at least they didn’t traumatize Lena’s psyche. She accepted nudism with dignity. She didn't feel very comfortable there. I’m already used to it.
He sent her to a normal pool, and he continued his experiments. I looked into the sauna, where the steam could make you hang an ax. I walked along the walls by touch. It seems like I didn’t run into anyone backwards. I swam naked in the pool - I love that. We had the same thing in Kama :-)
Warmed up in a not hot, damp bathhouse. The bathhouse attendant came and offered homemade strawberry jam for the stove. I don't know where to put it, so I refused.
Sticky bodies
Time for a new show! Everyone enters the wet room. There are tiled benches instead of wooden benches. There are no towels here anymore. Nothing can hide you from prying eyes! Everyone washed the bench from the shower and sat down.
Mr. bath attendant gave everyone packs of sticky mass. Everyone diligently began to rub their thighs, legs, bellies, chests and arms. Well, me too. Lick it - it turns out it's honey. Okay, give me two!
I smeared myself properly and sat warming myself. The eyes themselves look at those around them. There are more women attending such spa treatments, young ones by the way;-) The main thing here is not to goof off. I can’t even imagine what I would have done if... But everything seemed to go well. Rinse off quickly in the shower. And then it’s already ten o’clock again – it’s time to go home.
Total
The thermal baths are definitely worth a visit. I did not touch upon the topic of health improvement here. There is a lot of information about this, but few personal impressions are shared. It’s not easy for me to pour out my soul to you either, but I took a risk - after all, today is April 1st. I won’t say what’s true and what’s fiction. Otherwise I’ll say that everything is true, and you’ll laugh at me. At the first opportunity I will visit the thermal baths again.
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